Roman Candle Canoe Wars

The amazing act of which two or more teams battle eachother (to the death) by lighting roman candles and aim them towards the opposing teams boat(s).

At my old summer camp, we used to do roman candle canoe wars every Tuesday... We always won.

by ToRoIoS July 15, 2011

Roman Numeral

Roman numerals are a type of numerals that use the letters I, V, X, L, C,D, and M
They are used in ancient Rome way back before when Hindu Arabic numbers weren't even invented.

The book publish date was written in Roman numerals

by Diedon December 2, 2015

roman pancake

when a dude takes a crap on a girls chest and pats it down into a pancake with his balls

i roman pancaked that bitch and it only cost me some soap

by friglehopkins July 13, 2007

roman abramovich

rich russian pikey who shows as much emotion as a dead fish. doesnt have a clue about football and smells like poo.

bearded twat who is lovers with frank lampard (his girlfriend is just for show, and damn is she ugly!)

by chris wheal May 10, 2004

Roman Red

At least an ounce of marijuana or a growing marijuana plant. Rooted from "Red" (weed) being exchanged for "green" (cash) and "Roman" referring to a large or growing object (like how the roman empire was always growing and/or was generally large.) Hence: "Roman (1 oz.+ or a growing plant) Red (marijuana)"

DEALER: I'll sell you a nice bag of the roman red for $200.

TEACHER IN SCHOOL: Hey! you kids dealing again?

DEALER: Fuck, I'm goin' ta jail, I'm goin' ta jail, I'm goin' ta jail!!!

by Thikr January 1, 2008

roman helmet

the hair sticking out of a very hairy ass crack that resembles the "mohawk" on a old fashioned battle helmet.

"wade you need to wax your ass you have a roman helmet down there"

by wiggida wack August 30, 2007

Roman Helmet

The act of defecating on someone's head from front to back, so as to imitate a Roman officer's helmet.

"She was so kinky, I gave her a foot-long Roman Helmet!"

by britrocker2000 November 7, 2007