finger puppet

A very small woman (aka a spinner)
Suggesting she's not much bigger than a finger puppet.

Dan: Sweet! Look at that sexy little thang!
Stan: Is she even legal?
Dan: Don't let her petiteness fool you -- she's a finger puppet, not jailbait.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 1, 2011

Finger Puppet

ummm, you become a finger puppet once a doctor gives you an anal exam during a check-up. get it?

by slapmeat August 5, 2003

butt puppet

i sock puppet that acts as another person but it talks out of your ass.

my but puppet's name is quazimoto

by KC roller biatch March 29, 2004

Human Puppet

The act of sticking your Fist up your partners ass, then moving your fingers to hit the right nerves to make them do whatever you choose to do with them.

Nate,"Man, i had the craziest time with Cush last night."

Doc," What do you mean?"

Nate," Well we got drunk and i did the Human Puppet to his ass."

by Doc Warren July 1, 2010

Purple Sock Puppet

Despite many aspects that teenagers could have on this phrase, a Purple Sock Puppet is short for PSP, or Playstation Portable.

Dude can I borrow your purple sock puppet for our football trip?

by *69TIGER69* March 21, 2009

No Puppet

The ultimate expression for shutting bitches down during an argument; a metaphorical wall of words that repels cucks, cunts, liars and Rosie O'Donnell.

"Go to HillaryClinton dot com for live fact-checking."-Cunt

"No puppet. No puppet."-Pepe

"Shit."-Cunt

"You'd be in jail."-Pepe

by Herman Boone October 30, 2016

Slut Puppet

A girl you convince to fuck your friend

She's such a slut puppet, I talked her into fucking Larry

by Eddie O Spaghetti O November 1, 2009