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Procerus Capillus

A tall, hairy, demon-like creature that roams forest. They can not cross rivers and they have a blood curdling scream.
Boy: I saw a tall demon thing in the woods!
Girl: It must have been Procerus Capillus.
by xPheonixx September 9, 2010
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precexactly

mix between precisely and exactly; meaning that a statement is super true and exactly precise!
Ana: "OMG! Kali has 5 boyfriends?!? she's such a slut!"
Kayla: "precexactly"
by mybfmadeupthisword January 2, 2011
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procetard

A person who follows process to simply follow process blindly.
When your peers and management do something without reason. Much like charging up a mountain with a squirt gun to take down the machine gun turret simply because a process stated to do so; procetard.
by hatingdumbshit February 21, 2012
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Price-Is-Right Vacation

A sick day, or personal day.

Named after the famous day-time television game show, The Price Is Right, which was often watched by the person who is too sick to leave the house and go to work, school, etc.
Employee: "I'm sorry, but I won't be coming into work, today. I need a Price-Is-Right Vacation.

Boss: "That's fine. Get well soon, and be sure to be to work on time, tomorrow, to let me know what happens during the Showcase Showdown"
by TylerVagrancy September 11, 2012
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process snake

The "process snake" is a term which describes the insidious impact functionalisation has in large organisations. Functionalisation is often introduced to improve internal efficiency and is based on the idea of grouping certain skills and expertise in certain areas.

The downside is that organisations find they are unable to resolve queries quickly as they have multiple teams that are co-dependent on each other, yet each team has different priorities and does not have sight of the big picture.

The process snake is not normally deliberately created. It starts small, in one team or area, before eventually wrapping itself across every department in a company. It essentially deceives the organisation in to believing they will benefit, but ultimately ends up creating a complex set of inter-dependant steps that no single person in the organisation has the authority to change.
"I cannot find an owner of this process snake"
"This process snake is so slippery, I don't see how we will every bring more collaboration to the team"

"I wouldn't touch that process snake. It's so large now you'll just get bitten trying to make an improvement"
by crazydogpaw November 14, 2017
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processed dick

The variant of vienna sausage that is ground up and attached to the male genitals.
He has a processed dick.
by shadow definer 666 February 18, 2018
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Processed Cheese

When Canadians eat/see American cheese it is known as "Processed Cheese"
Eww get that "Processed Cheese" away from me
by What is YOUR handle?! October 4, 2018
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