Pro Bowl

A popularity contest in which mediocre 7-9 NFL teams have 9 selected players to play in an unwatched football game while the super bowl champions have 3. All selections are fan-based and considering how stupid the American population is, this correlates to the amount of “snubs” each pro bowl has. The pro bowl is also known as the “FU” statement to Julian Edelman and the New England Patriots.
Julian Edelman is snubbed of a Pro Bowl appearance every year despite being a future HOF receiver.
by Ms Gobies December 18, 2019
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Scavenger Pro

When you take a dump and there is no toilet paper left and your parents have friends over, you are forced to look through the bathroom trash can to find the small remains of previous rolls to wipe with.
Dude my parents were having a party yesterday and some guy left nothing on the roll when I went to take a dump so I used my scavenger pro, it's a real perk
by NateTheBaseOfAwesome October 28, 2013
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That’s pro shit

Something that exceeds the norm
I got something published in the Urban Dictionary. Man that’s pro shit your kidding me.
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strug pro

an unsponsored post-collegiate athlete with a full time job, chasing the dream on two feet and two wheels
Person a: is Ari Klau still a strug pro?
Person b: yes, but he is no longer chasing the dream.
he's living it.
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going pro

when you want to take the next step in your career, not knowing that pro in this case stands for procrastination.
"george, you going pro in video editing?"
George: "yeah man!" *closes premiere and opens youtube tab*
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Pro-Bush

In favour of wild, overgrown, ungroomed pubic hair above and around the penis and vagina.
Male 1: I need to shave tonight. Have you shaved recently?

Male 2: No. I don’t shave at all. I’m pro-bush.
by Nathan Drake Uncharted April 23, 2022
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pro vom

"Some girl didn't make it to the bathroom and pro vommed all over my bathroom door!"
by MG Piz February 25, 2009
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