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Pro Boner

When two prostitutes hook up and decide not to charge for their services
Prostitute 1 - So I charge $500 per hour

Prostitute 2 - I'm a prostitute too though, Pro Boner?

Prostitute 1 - Pro Boner
by Johnpricey July 15, 2019
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Pro Bowl

A popularity contest in which mediocre 7-9 NFL teams have 9 selected players to play in an unwatched football game while the super bowl champions have 3. All selections are fan-based and considering how stupid the American population is, this correlates to the amount of “snubs” each pro bowl has. The pro bowl is also known as the “FU” statement to Julian Edelman and the New England Patriots.
Julian Edelman is snubbed of a Pro Bowl appearance every year despite being a future HOF receiver.
by Ms Gobies December 18, 2019
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Pro-Healthy

People who hate fun and would ruin every dinner party with their Pro-Healthy food facts.

Judging people's weight and try to change them.

Body shame overweight people to lose weight.

- Stay healthy but don't force it on others, be fun, loose up around friends and family and give your kids candy every now and then.
'' Is that a donut? Omg, do you know what that does to your body? You should switch to a salad, trust me, you'd live longer"

"I never give my kids sweets because I want them to grow healthy "I don't really care about what they want". They eat baby carrots and nuts for dessert."

" Ok, you should stop being a Pro-healthy for one second, Karen."
by Avelen May 29, 2020
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IFTTT Pro

A Facebook Update that was introduced onto IFTTT on September 10, 2020, that locked all free users behind a metered paywall. Something that used to be free for many years isn't free anymore. The only free stuff you get for non-subscribers is three applets and that's it.
IFTTT Pro is a horrible excuse to waste your money on. That makes it feel like IFTTT was purchased by Electronic Arts.
by The Real Driller September 17, 2020
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Pro Swatter

who calls the SWAT Team to raid a persons house And are very good a doing it
example - Chum managed to Swat her house 10 times the dude is a pro swatter.

example - Chum and koozi are pro swatters the fbi couldn't even stop them.
by ChumLUL December 16, 2020
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Pro-Sly

Multi-purpose phrase used to describe something either good or bad. Context is based upon tone of voice or tone of conversation.
Use in positive context;
Matt; "I can't 'effing wait to go on holiday!"
Mike; "Yeah man, it is going to be so pro-sly!"

Use in a negative context;
Lloyd; I just crashed your car mate"
Dave; "Not cool man, very pro-sly"
by PuffingTheHerb July 19, 2011
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soo pro

1) adj. - can Be used tO descRibe someone who IS talented

2) YoU be used as a statemeNt to comment on somethinG someone has done
by sooPro inc. June 24, 2011
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