Pretty pretty princess

This is a orgasmic episode in which the male fornicator comes to the bring of ejaculation and on exertion of his seminal fluids onto the female (or male not that there's anything wrong with that) fornicator's body (part of body to be determined before-hand, or at moment of ejacualtion), he quickly reaches for a container of glitter (to be placed within reach before intercourse commences) and hurriedly dumps glitter onto area of ejaculation. Before the glitteree can respond, the glitterer exclaims, "Hey girl. You my pretty pretty princess."*

*This final declamation is absolutely essential to the orgasmic episode's success.

*In the event of male on male intercourse, the glitterer may replace "princess" with "prince." However, if the gliteree is a male, then there is a decent possibility that he will concede with the term "princess," anyways.

Hey girl. What happened to you?

He told me I was his pretty pretty princess.

by Tbari May 13, 2013

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pretty girl problems

Problems hot girls have that no one else could relate to. Like having to close your Facebook or Instagram due to 1,000 random friend requests daily. Or being fired for making the bosses wife uncomfortable because you are too attractive.

"My girlfriend can't even eat by herself without some random dude sliding into the booth with her!!!" Jeez dawg. Sounds like pretty girl problems

by Bookworm Beauty March 6, 2019

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Prettyboy

A male most likely in teen years who spend an abnormal amount of time on their looks. Thinks that looking good is the most important thing in the world.Known to be ultra- eye candy. They are often told the should be a model of some kind. They have HUGE egos, and thinks they can get any girl they want. Usually extremely popular & a heart throb with the ladies.In most cases are players or juggle several relationships with women at once. These kinds of guys run high in the black race.

Girl: "Omg, have you ever met Travis! He is GEORGEOUS!"
Freind:" I know I seen him!, but you already know his type girl!."
Girl: "I know he's a 100% prettyboy"

by prettyboyknower May 30, 2009

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Pretty Pony

A word/nickname for a boy/man who has a fat ass and thick legs. This is a term of endearment that should only be used for boys with muscle booties and thighs that could strangle an Ox. K

Pony is a term sexual in nature and alludes to mounting and riding. A guy who can be described as a Pretty Pony is someone you want to mount/ride on a regular basis. Y

Only a certain level of ass can assume this title M:
If you can not crack open a walnut with your cheeks... it does not apply to you. If you can not command the full attention of at least two suitors at once based solely on the girth of your rump... then it does not apply to you. If your ass does not have its own gravitional pull, attracting nearby asslovers then it does not apply to you.

If your ass is so fat and muscley that no underwear or pants can hide your butt crack then this term can apply to you. If you have to resort to hiding your ass behind things such as laptop bags, etc then this term applies to you. If your pony is so fat it takes two people to wrangle it... then it applies to you. If your ass is so fat that sometimes people randomly use it as a pillow or table... then it applies to you.

Hi my pretty pony

by Yazzz Queen June 15, 2016

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