wet posting

a horny post on social media- be it spam, finsta, or main. if it’s horny and posting, it’s definitely wet posting

damn that bitch has been wet posting ever since y’all started talking. she wants you.

by ashesinurasses July 2, 2019

sandwich posting

The act of which a user, in a format such as discord, posts something, then you, wanting to post something as well, do so, only for that person to post something similar (Slightly edited, or the same thing), basically throwing a fit because they're not getting attention

Jim:Ooh this drawing I spent HOURS on is done, I'm gonna post it!

KYLE:Ooh no! Someone posted after I posted MINE?! IM GONNA POST IT AGAIN
Jim:What the fuck dude, why are you sandwich posting me?

by WINKING AGRESSIVLY December 30, 2019

Post-Dig

To check through a certain user's posts and find rule-breaking posts, report them, in an attempt to get them banned.

Fuck all these noobs in SpamZilla, let's post-dig these morons.

by Expressions you idiotic cunts. April 13, 2011

ghost post

Deleting your post on social media not long after you posted it.

"Jenny posted a rant about you on her wall earlier but then deleted it, fucking ghost poster.."

by iwriteoneverything January 25, 2018

Post-Surf

1. N. - A type of music, typically of the independent nature, that involves twangy, surfy, ambient, glistening guitar melodies with heavy reverb applied and non-traditional drum beats; Usually calming, relaxing, and upbeat melodies are involved as well as simplicity. A relaxed vocal entourage is usually key as well as many vocal harmonies. Although relaxing, post-surf musicians usually have many up-tempo songs in their arsenal, that are meant for dancing and swaying to. Post-Surf is notable for its "raw" recorded sound.

2. N. - A certain feeling, usually from music, that makes one feel as though they are at a beach or in the ocean, even if they are no where near a beach or ever will be.

1. Wow, Real Estate, Surfer Blood, and The Beach Fossils really capture that Post-surf sound!

2. I feel so Post-surf right now. It's almost like I'm at the beach.

by Dr. Haveab G. November 8, 2011

Shit-Post

a post on the internet, with the goal of humor with unrelated, seemingly nonsensical off-topic themes. Often having no predictable narrative and being funny only since its confusing nature.

"Yeah, this joke doesnt make sense."
"That's because its a shit-post."

by Noctone April 6, 2023

Colonels-post

The act of receiving oral sex while actively playing one of the critically acclaimed Call Of Duty franchise games. (preferably Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare; Call of Duty:World At War)

Lindsay really delivered the Colonels-post last night, she sucked me through like 3 Team Deathmatch's and 6 Sabotages and then I finally blew when I reached rank 55!

by georgekounnaslivesinbrookhaven February 2, 2009