cum paste

1. to mislead by a false statement; delude.
2. to mislead or falsely persuade others;
2. to deceive

Origin: Originated from a practical joke played on the Howard Stern Show where Howard tried to convince a fan that a bit he submitted "Cum Paste" was one of the funniest things he had ever heard.

1. "Don't try to pull a cum paste over on me."

2. "C'mon guys, this is totally a cum paste."

by Henweigh August 26, 2006

hate paste

semen

I covered that hoe with my hate paste... Then i slapped her in the face with my shlong

by vegas May 25, 2003

paste

What people brush their teeth with.

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

Posterboy

An extreamly hot guy who gets all the attention. Hes normally fashionable and gets on with everyone. Well loved and georgious.

That boys a fucking posterboy!! Hes so Faf

by MattMinx March 2, 2009

posteria

a word referring to your bum

1. ' sit down on your posteria!'

by CHELSEA-007 October 20, 2007

posternity

A combination of posterity and eternity. It really does go on forever and ever and ever.

Travis: "I've come up with an idea for the ages"

Steve: "It'll go down in posternity"

by digik9 June 17, 2013

fat posters

people who post random definitions of fat who define the word, then after defining the word, gives a long drawn out speech about how its whats on the inside that counts. Also might speak of how dieting and excersise wont help them when in truth they never stick with it.

i understand there are diseases that a very select few have that keeps them big, but its a very small percent.

example of fat posters:
its not my faut im fat, im just big boned

ex. i cant do a push up so i cant excersise

ex. i have a disease and it keeps me fat

by fatty boy#69 December 24, 2010