Pootedness

To describe something that smells alot like poots.

Man are you sure you didn't fart, because it smells like pootedness in here!!!

by Danielle123 January 21, 2013

Pooter Slut

A girl who farts out of the vagina while having sex.

Emily is such a pooter slut! She farted so many times!

by EzioReilly December 20, 2014

pootainment

Using your device to entertain yourself while you poo.

Damn! I forgot my phone, no pootainment this poo.

by XoWJoX April 16, 2015

pootatoe

A turd with significant girth.

"That pootatoe stretched my ring something fierce, I tell you."

"John developed hemorrhoids after wrestling with a pootatoe that split his sphincter"

by Probably Dan But Maybe Not October 21, 2015

pooheading

When someone leaves their social media login unattended and another person seizes the opportunity to post under their guise.

Shit, dude, I left my Facebook open and caught my sister pooheading that I leave my underwear on the couch.

by Pixiewaves May 7, 2016

pooter stamp

When Your cat insists on resting it's butthole on your open skin.

Hey Garth, your cat is giving me a pooter stamp.

by zach0711 September 9, 2016

pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude August 12, 2016