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Poes

A difficult person. Someone that is not agreeable to the general consensus of his or her contemporaries. Term used in South African English slang originating from the Afrikaans language

Eg: Marco da Silva is such a difficult poes.
Marco da Silva is such a difficult poes to get on with
by Silbud September 18, 2023
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poes-gevriet

A face that looks like a well used old hairy vagina eating itself!
Owen Farrel has a Poes-gevriete
by Hog hog October 7, 2023
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Pokesan

A Pokesan is an overly childish people pleaser, doormat, explosion of random words, a conversation divider when bored-
Takes a breath
-discord obsessed, stoopid, homie-less, low attention span person with a low quality ai generated repeated reply for all conversations who doesn’t have anything better to do in life than snore in a vc.
You're such a pokesan!
by Eijiruu December 19, 2023
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Pokesan

A very elaborate joke based off someone who has an obsession with any game or social media app to the point of ‘living’ in the app and performs actions that only humiliate themselves in turn. Who also possesses a low vocabulary; often repeating words multiple times either while speaking or texting to a laughably ridiculous extent.
You’re such a Pokesan!!
You know~ That’s you in a word — an overly childish, people pleaser, doormat, explosion of random words, a conversation divider when bored, discord obsessed, stupid, homie-less, low attention span person with a low quality ai generated repeated reply for all conversations who doesn’t have anything better to do in life than snore in a call.
by Smowl Mystrellia December 19, 2023
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Poesklap

Slapping someone so hard that they change gender. Not to be confused with snotklap.
Kalie got a poesklap for calling Susan a whore
by OupaCornel January 5, 2024
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Poesmors

when you a Poes and a Gemors at the same time.
that girl is definitely a poesmors, she's so dirty and rude.
by Craig October January 15, 2024
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Phonesterbating

The nearly unconscious compulsive use of a mobile telephone, perhaps partially concealed in your lap or under a table, at an inappropriate venue or time.
“Gosh you will never believe this…” said professor Livitz to Professor Cohen, “…I was lecturing about the balance of payments and this one kid was sitting there phonesterbating the whole time, he looked like a monkey fapping his pud.”
by Professor Burns January 20, 2024
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