patchouli smoker

someone whose is freeded from societal obligations, like getting a job or taking a shower.

B is such a patchouli smoker that he acctually voted for Kerry.

by ThaDudesBro August 16, 2006

patchouli

1) A plant that smells like a Grateful Dead concert.
2) Not a shower, contrary to San Franciso's public policy on hygiene.
3) Slang term for Filty Filthy Hippie

"No hipppie, that's a bad hippie. Patchouli is not a shower!"

by fnordmotorco August 12, 2005

patch of crazy

Another word for vagina

Heather is such a whore, she cant keep her patch of crazy closed!

by G*bby April 10, 2007

Patch-Eyed

1:Dumb, stupid, retarded, idiotic, asshole-ish
2:Adjective to describe another bad word

1: You are soo patch-eyed.

2: You patch-eyed bitch!

by EasyD October 10, 2008

Patch bikini

A bikini that consist of a patch attached to both nipples and to the pussy.

Look at Kathy in that hot patch bikini!

by deep blue 2012 December 10, 2009

Sour patch Party

When the woman your about to have intercourse with stuffs sour patch kids up her vagina and pops them out one by one making the male eat them

I'll never eat sour patch kids again after this chick gave me a sour patch party

by Cum Daddu May 30, 2018

All over the Cabbage Patch.

All over the place, scattered about, a hot mess.

That girl is so messed up that she is all over the Cabbage Patch.

by RobsWorldIRL April 10, 2022