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Plastic Paddy

A person from Scotland in the United Kingdom who supports Celtic FC. Instead of waving the flag of the country they were born in, Scotland and Great Britain, they wave the tricolour of a completely different country; Ireland; at football games and sing terrorist songs. 99% of the people who support the Salmond National Party and want to pretend Scotland is a Gaelic country (despite the fact that the language was only spoken in the Highlands and is nowadays, like Latin all but dead there) are Plaggy Pads.

This contrasts to English people of Irish descent, who proudly accept the fact that they are born in England and so are English & British, whilst not being ashamed of their ancestors origins. For example much of the populance of Liverpool, Manchester, London are ethnically Irish yet accept their correct, non divisionist, English & British cultural and national identity. As shown by the fact that you will not hear terrorist songs or waving of foreign flags at any of these clubs games.

Many of the Plastic Patricks in the United States and Scotland have a strong PIRA fetish, some have even taken to funding them financially. Plastic Paddy romantic terrorist fetishism is even more prounced than the majority of actual Irish people born in Ireland itself, who seem to have moved on a bit and are aware that Ireland has a proud culture which goes beyond bitter snipping and whinging about "da British opressa! 800 yeaaars!".
George Galloway to a British audience: I am British and Scottish!

George Galloway to a yank Plastic Paddy audience: I am an Irishman!
by John Bull O'Brien December 31, 2008
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Plastic

1. A fake, popular girl; Term from the movie Mean Girls, where the 'Plastics' is the popular girl clique. Make-up wearing people, usually critisized by 'punk rawkers' and other 'outcasts' ('tomboys', 'goths') for focusing on their appearences as the 'goths' slab on ten pounds of eyeliner and powder so they look pale enough to fit in. Have a whole group of followers, and wannabees. Just as many people who hope for revenge, but any people who spend so much time bringing them down don't really have lives.

2. Plastic surgury, such as breast implants or a nose job. Not usually referring to triple bypass surgury.

3. Credit cards.
1."Gothic" Girl: I FUCKING HATE STUPID PREPPY PLASTICS
Normal Person: Get a life.
2. Jenny is completely plastic. Check it out! Her tits are rock solid.
3. We can so go shopping. Mom gave me back my plastic after I apologized and returned the elephant.
by Patterned July 16, 2008
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plasbian

plaid-wearing lesbian.
In Minneapolis, I'm taken for a plasbian, but they're wrong. This is my gender identity. I'm scruffy.
by Ryan Imhoff February 26, 2007
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palski

to travel in large groups into someones room and then to immediately take over the residents bed forcing said resident into the plaksi-ers bed. circa 1873
I got palskied hard friday night, at least he has a temperpedic pillow
by this dbag November 13, 2009
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Plastic Pistole

The sexual act where you 69 with a woman while getting your ass fucked by 2 guys, and she is getting her ass fucked by a dog.
look above for example of Plastic Pistole
by ramencm ttam March 29, 2011
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Planking

The newest extreme sport where an individual proceeds to lie down, straight as a plank, face down, on a car a bench, etc.. and then have your photo taken in that position, and then put the picture on the world wide web.
George: Dude you won't plank on Jake's car.
Matt: I just did, now take a picture!
George: That's going on facebook, your planking the fuck out of his car!
by George Sfik September 24, 2011
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Plastic bitch

Someone who is unable to be changed or adapt, is very annoying, aggressive, belligerent, unreasonable, malicious, a control freak, or rudely intrusive
by Foxylizer October 22, 2017
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