Viking Piñata Funeral

A funeral process where a person’s cremated remains are set out to sea on a ship that is then lit on fire via fire arrows that are shot from the shore, then, the funeral attendees equip diving gear and collect the ashes, whoever gets the most wins the person’s will

“We had a Viking Piñata Funeral for Tyler last Saturday, he will be missed”

by Raccski April 10, 2021

flesh piñata

The act of suspending oneself from from an elevated object to ensure imminent demise.

After my uncle hung himeself, he became a flesh piñata so I beat him with a stick.

by Gumbi777 September 11, 2021

Chocolate piñata

Chocolate piñata

Chocolate piñata-When you’re slapping a girl in the ass and she’s shitting on your chest

by Sole surfer October 19, 2022

bear piñata

Also called a bear bag. A sack, usually made from nylon, containing food and hung from a rope over a high tree branch to keep the food from being eaten by a bear overnight while on a backpacking trip. The job of hanging the food is often done badly, especially when hikers are tired, giving bears plenty of chances to get good at taking them down.

After 15 miles on the trail, Dave was too tired to hang the food right and turned our meals for the next three days into a bear piñata.

by Aginghiker April 9, 2023

loot pinata

An easy boss in an MMORPG (usually one of the first three in a raid) that takes very little effort to defeat, even on the highest difficulty. Sometimes this is caused by mechanics on higher difficulties that, with proper raid coordination, make the fight easier.

Often, the loot will not be very exciting, but it will help weaker players gain gear.

Kargath Bladefist was a loot pinata in Warlods of Draenor (World of Warcraft) because of the crowd cheering mechanic that players could utilize.

by Downvoting Victim April 11, 2023

Dirty Piñata

A form of suicide that involves a person taking a lot of laxatives before hanging themselves, causing them to shit everywhere when they expire.

"I can't believe he pulled a Dirty Piñata in himself."

"I know, I feel bad for the cleaners, they don't get paid enough."

by Dirty3rdGen April 20, 2023

Vivienne Pinay

the TRUE fish queen of life. she is also the mother of the haus of tuna. she is iconic and mother. we should all love and support her. WE LOVE VIVIENNE PINAY 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

Vivienne Pinay is the FISHIEST mother of all mothers.

by WhatTheFish? June 3, 2023