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Phil Swift 

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Phil Swift was born in the heart of a dying star in the Andromeda galaxy during the creation of the Milky Way. The dense elements he was born in gave his titanium-hard muscles. After falling to earth on August 6, 1944, his body completely leveled Hiroshima, Japan just moments before the nuclear bomb was dropped.

Then, years after graduating from the University Of Houston, Phil and his brother, Alan Swift began testing with rubber and its properties. Years later, Phil Swift founded the company Swift Response, with his brother Alan Swift being the co-founder.

In February of 2011, Phil released a new product called “Flex Seal.” Flex Seal was liquid rubber in a can. A big success for the company was clear when the internet got ahold of it, the commercial went viral and Phil Swift became a internet meme.

Phil continued to build his fanbase of FlexFans and make products and money.

Phil’s legacy of making products continue to dominate the internet with lots of memes, especially of when he says “I just sawed this boat in half!”, or “Thats Alot Of Damage!” Those catchphrases are known all across the internet as ‘the flex seal guy’ or as we call him, Phil Swift.



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Phil Swift is a multimillionaire who invented the most useful and flextastic family of products.
Phil Swift by itsflexclass February 11, 2021
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he's the most dainty boy i've ever seen
Gorgeous ASF
beautiful as asf
(Phil Jheoff)
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SO FUCKING SEXY AND usually gets girls named julia because there sexy also...:)))
yo that phil m. is sexy

yeah he dates the sexy julia
phil m. by Brian123456789101112 September 5, 2011

Phil George Scout 

A young teen equipped with a preposterous moustache, travels in a brown shitty station wagon and picks up little girls. These sickening 'scouts' can also travel on foot and are usually disguised by the name Trent
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phil colins 

To grab someones neck with one hand while simultaneously forcing the fist of the other hand in to thier anus.
He hasn't been able to walk straight since i gave him that Phil Colins!
phil colins by Mufflon July 10, 2014