betting pencil 

A small dick

Was it a mega-dobber or a betting pencil?

betting pencil by wisewithnoname May 3, 2017

make a pencil 

Make a pencil -- (v) When the toddler child of an ugly, pathetic single mom puts his arms over his head with his fingers pressed together into a point, like a giant pencil. The toddler's mom then inserts the toddler in this "pencil" position into her vagina for the purpose of masturbation, because no one else wants to have sex with her saggy cooter.

Poor Mary, no sane man would fuck her,
But then an idea struck her.
She said "Zack, make a pencil!"
"Be my hot-sex utensil"

Zack said, "Get the fuck away from me bitch!"

make a pencil by skip o'potamus January 4, 2009

Sparklie Pencil 

A Beddazled Penis. Used in the pornography industry.

WHOA!! that sparklie pencil blinded me!!!

Sparklie Pencil by DANKYNUG July 16, 2010

Mechanical Pencil 

When wood pencils just aren’t enough. These became popular roughly in the 2nd grade, kids would screech over these. A long thin piece of graphite, commonly found in the 0.3 to 0.9mm range. Finding one of these on the floor, especially when there is a lot of led inside of it is a status symbol of clout and wealth within the school walls. Kids will also cry when they loose one. Consider it your lucky day if you find a loaded mechanical pencil on the floor. You can buy a few pencils for one if you’re lucky! These are the best writing tools you can get access to, and since no one buys them, it may take a while to get one.

Kid: Dude, I just found a loaded mechanical pencil.
Other kid: How much led is inside?
Kid: 4 full sticks bro.
Other kid: Lucky! Toss me one?
Kid: Gonna cost you some cash brother.

Mechanical Pencil by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018

shit pencil 

When you pull out during anal and she forgot to shit so you pull out a shit pencil

She gave me a shit pencil last night and I wrote slut on her cheeks

shit pencil by resperent December 8, 2019

Penicular Pencil 

The Universal Scientific Term For The Male Penis

James: "Get The Images Of Your Penicular Pencil Out Of My DM's, You Degenerate!"
Jon: "I Can't Help It, Man!"

Penicular Pencil by RangerPickleDick666 December 10, 2019

Thomas pencil 

the name thomas combined with the last name pencil.

“whats your name? Oh. Its thomas pencil.

Thomas pencil by Deifinerrrr November 6, 2021