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paddle steamer

Sexual act which involves dropping a cleveland steamer on a lady's chest before then performing a motorboat or for a more realistic speed (in proportion to the mode of transport mentioned in the name of the sexual act), a rowing boat.
Last night I found a local crackwhore for some paddle steamer action.
by DrJonas May 20, 2010
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Paddle porn

Whitewater rafting images and/or video that elicit a subtle sexual response from the viewer, due to an overwhelming desire to go rafting.
John: "So did you get to go rafting today?"
Drew: "No, the weather was too shitty... Now I'm all worked up. If you need me, I'll be in my room watching paddle porn."
by Keepitrail October 6, 2012
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braddle paddle

a term used to describe the oar of a boat, the boats that go on leisure lakes
oh my god dont drop the braddle paddle, we need it to power the boat!
by bradders909 July 25, 2009
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Tulsa Paddle Wheel

When a man sneaks off to be alone to masturbate and his best friend secretly follows him and moves his arm for him.
After an evening at the titty bar Bob excused himself but Joe followed him to the restroom stall and gave him a Tulsa Paddle Wheel.
by Uncle Mojo December 7, 2010
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Rice Paddy game

This game originated in China where these two guys wanted to feed their family.
The game where there are two rice paddies side by side. The goal of this game is to grow and harvest the rice in the fastest time. HOWEVER, there are rules.
1.You may not steal the opponent's rice to keep your family fed.
2. You may not use growth hormones because that will make your rice look like crap.
3. You may not kick the mud barrier separating the rice paddies in order to ruin your opponent's rice paddy.

Whoever wins gets all the rice that the player and opponent has grown.
Guy 1: "HEY YOU! I CHALLENGE YOU TO THE RICE PADDY GAME!!!!!'

Guy 2: *Troll face* "I guarantee that I will win."
by The Rice Paddy expert :D February 25, 2011
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paddle pop

when a guy fucks a guy or girl in the ass and makes him/her suck his shit covered penis after.
bitch! come here and let me fuck ur ass... if you're good i'll give you a chocolate paddle pop when were done.
by mado as September 4, 2006
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PORTUGUESE GOLDEN PADDLE

A man (preferably a fisherman) on a boat, takes a fat, ugly chick and spank her ass, with a large, used paddle. when satisfied, the man, bonne her cunt, takes a dump on the paddle and feed the fishes.
"Hey man, look that guy on the boat! It looks like his giving her a good old Portuguese Golden Paddle!"
by CastroL May 13, 2006
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