Sexual act which involves dropping a cleveland steamer on a lady's chest before then performing a motorboat or for a more realistic speed (in proportion to the mode of transport mentioned in the name of the sexual act), a rowing boat.
by DrJonas May 20, 2010
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John: "So did you get to go rafting today?"
Drew: "No, the weather was too shitty... Now I'm all worked up. If you need me, I'll be in my room watching paddle porn."
Drew: "No, the weather was too shitty... Now I'm all worked up. If you need me, I'll be in my room watching paddle porn."
by Keepitrail October 6, 2012
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by bradders909 July 25, 2009
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After an evening at the titty bar Bob excused himself but Joe followed him to the restroom stall and gave him a Tulsa Paddle Wheel.
by Uncle Mojo December 7, 2010
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The game where there are two rice paddies side by side. The goal of this game is to grow and harvest the rice in the fastest time. HOWEVER, there are rules.
1.You may not steal the opponent's rice to keep your family fed.
2. You may not use growth hormones because that will make your rice look like crap.
3. You may not kick the mud barrier separating the rice paddies in order to ruin your opponent's rice paddy.
Whoever wins gets all the rice that the player and opponent has grown.
The game where there are two rice paddies side by side. The goal of this game is to grow and harvest the rice in the fastest time. HOWEVER, there are rules.
1.You may not steal the opponent's rice to keep your family fed.
2. You may not use growth hormones because that will make your rice look like crap.
3. You may not kick the mud barrier separating the rice paddies in order to ruin your opponent's rice paddy.
Whoever wins gets all the rice that the player and opponent has grown.
Guy 1: "HEY YOU! I CHALLENGE YOU TO THE RICE PADDY GAME!!!!!'
Guy 2: *Troll face* "I guarantee that I will win."
Guy 2: *Troll face* "I guarantee that I will win."
by The Rice Paddy expert :D February 25, 2011
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by mado as September 4, 2006
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"Hey man, look that guy on the boat! It looks like his giving her a good old Portuguese Golden Paddle!"
by CastroL May 13, 2006
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