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This game originated in China where these two guys wanted to feed their family.
The game where there are two rice paddies side by side. The goal of this game is to grow and harvest the rice in the fastest time. HOWEVER, there are rules.
1.You may not steal the opponent's rice to keep your family fed.
2. You may not use growth hormones because that will make your rice look like crap.
3. You may not kick the mud barrier separating the rice paddies in order to ruin your opponent's rice paddy.

Whoever wins gets all the rice that the player and opponent has grown.
Guy 1: "HEY YOU! I CHALLENGE YOU TO THE RICE PADDY GAME!!!!!'

Guy 2: *Troll face* "I guarantee that I will win."
by The Rice Paddy expert :D February 7, 2011
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Originated from the free game Crossfire from the person G-U-M.

N00B-Os is a type of cereal that are meant for the typical n00bz0r. It is very popular in the black market as it is illegal in Canada, USA, and North Korea. The reason why it is banned is because Steven Harper, Obama, and Kim Jong Il think that they are not the typical n00bz0r. n00bz0rs typically tend to eat N00B-Os for breakfast as they are the typical n00b. N00B-Os should not be used for anything else but eating breakfast.
"OMG YOU NOOB GO EAT N00B-Os!! ITS YOUR TYPICAL BREAKFAST!"

"N00B-Os! Perfect for n00bz!"
by The Rice Paddy expert :D February 7, 2011
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