H.I.T. positive

undesireable to look at.

"that girl is hit yo- she's H.I.T. positive

by Brian April 16, 2006

Positive criminology

A branch and school of criminology that is sympathetic to criminals because some criminologist know a lot of crimes are victimless crimes such as prostitution,underaged sex,gambling ect. In this branch of criminology many criminals are seen as victims of society.

John is taking a course in positive criminology.

by Deep blue 2012 December 16, 2009

Picard position

The two-handed facepalm position made famous by Captain Jean-Luc Picard. For use in cases of intense disappointment, soul-wrenching ethical distress, or upon witnessing profound fail.

When Wesley failed his drive test for the ninth time, his mom promptly assumed the Picard position.

by Martin Wandering May 10, 2011

Pole position

When you're playing with your phone while driving and you position yourself with a pole and smash into it

Paul was driving his truck playing with his phone not paying attention put himself in a pole position and smashed into it

by Dirtye49 April 19, 2018

fecal position

Noun

1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.

"The fecal position is a little hunched and a little crouched with an expression of discomfort."

by billebllunt May 9, 2014

Nun Position

A sex positions that giraffes made up

Giraffe: Lets fuck and do the nun position
Kenan: Hell yeah!

by UrbanNbaWriter April 27, 2021

e-posit

When you deposit a check to your bank account using an online app. Past tense is "e-posited".

Yeah, I'm almost ready to go to lunch, just let me e-posit this check and then we can leave.

by luvmyreddog February 8, 2018