Bone phone

When a girl has gauged earlobes big enough to fit your cock into. Then you insert your penis from the backside so that the tip sits right next to her mouth, resembling a phone. Then she can suck or lick the tip like she is talking on the phone.

Check out that chick with the gauged earrings, I bet she nobs on the bone phone!

by Bummybumkin December 23, 2016

Phone Autopilot

Wandering around at random without paying attention when you're carrying on a phone conversation. Total unawareness of where you're going, what you're doing, or what's going on around you.

(hangs up, looks around) How did I get all the way out here? Must've been on phone autopilot.

Person1: Alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, I'm so busted!
Person2: Nah, he's just on phone autopilot, he didn't really notice.

You have to stop cleaning while you're on phone autopilot, I just found my car keys in the refrigerator.

by ludlow9 February 1, 2012

Oin the phone

The act of discussing one’s sex cult over the phone while playing world of Warcraft

Esfandtv: sorry im oin the phone

Chat: no Esfand you can’t be oin the phone while live!

by Racciimy November 17, 2021

phone cancer

The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.

"Hey, why aren't you using your iphone?"
"I can't. The phone cancer took it away from me.

by RugbyGuy78746 December 9, 2010

phone ditch

When you tell someone that you will call them back and then don't.

Hey! You phone ditched me! Why didn't you call me back?/

by NickNineteenNinety February 23, 2010

Phone Gaandu

A person hailing from India who tries to deceive you out of anything of value using the telephone. They claim to want to lower your credit card interest rate but ask for your credit card information over the phone.

“Hold on a second, have another call- ah never mind it’s just the Phone Gaandus trying to get my credit card number. Go on..”

by Cheebcrazy May 20, 2019

phone vagina

what your ear becomes when constantly abused by customers over the phone

my phone vagina is nice and wet after speaking to that customer. the operators for that complaints department have the biggest phone vaginas

by Chubbs the Enforcer May 23, 2018