The Honey Badger Option

When one decides to no longer give a shit about something or someone or a certain situation; like the honey badger (See the youtube video-Randall's version- if you don't know the honey badger). The honey badger doesn't give a shit. It's a more "polite" or eloquent way to say "I don't give a shit."

Person 1: Oh man, are you studying for the final, its tomorrow morning!
Person 2: No, I'm taking the honey badger option for this one...

Person 1: Oh my god, did you hear about him/her?!?
Person 2: Nahh...I'm taking the honey badger option for him/her..

Person: I will forever be taking the honey badger option for this class/that person/situation.

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by The Original Honey Badger December 28, 2011

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by PixelPlazmaa January 31, 2021

OptiMom Prime

That parent who seems to have it all in control. Not only are their kids clean and polite but they head the PTO, lead the scouts and help at all the fundraisers.

We live among the children, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them, waiting...protecting. Though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am OptiMom Prime, and I send this message to any surviving adults taking refuge among the schools: We are here. We are waiting. We will help.

by unomesowell May 20, 2010

OptiMom

That extremely efficient Mom who seems like she’s got it all together – as opposed to the mythical and unobtainable SuperMom who can still be taken down by their own brand of kryptonite - OptiMom has it all together and is always looking for ways to fit it all in

The groceries, the cleaning, dinner on the table and a snack for the t-ball team; who has it all covered? OptiMom!

by unomesowell May 20, 2010

OptiMom Capacity

the fine line between control and chaos - when a parent is scheduled so tightly they can accomplish seemingly impossible to do lists but one misstep and the whole house of cards comes down – getting the most done at the least cost (money, energy, quality, time)

Organized the class party, headed the fundraiser, went on the field trip and still had time to get a mani/pedi! She has been working at OptiMom Capacity all week. She won’t make it!

by unomesowell May 20, 2010

Optimoji effect

When you know exactly what an emoji that doesn’t exist would look like, causing you to believe in it’s existence and search for it for an unreal amount of time

-There has got to be a circular saw emoji... I’ve seen it!
-Maybe it’s the optimoji effect?

by Pjhascircularsaws February 12, 2018

optimopti

Something that's right in between of 'great' and 'awesome.'

It's not the best pizza I ever had, but it's quite optimopti!

by Yourdudenesskon July 22, 2018