Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008
Get the If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Insteadmug. by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
Get the Did you try your best?mug. A term that is used when someone does not actually know what they are doing, or when someone does not care about what the other person has to say.
Matt: Hey man what's up! We haven't talked in forever!
Zach: Oh nothing much, JUST TRYING TO GET A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOLARSHIP!
Zach: Oh nothing much, JUST TRYING TO GET A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOLARSHIP!
by Mr. Shlibsta May 16, 2010
Get the Just Trying To Get A Mother Fucking Scholarshipmug. Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.
You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!
by Desmond G. April 13, 2014
Get the Anything's a dildo if you try hard enoughmug. A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.
"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"
by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022
Get the Trying to fit a large couch into a small carmug. by GreenKirby July 1, 2011
Get the even uglier bitch trying to look prettymug. by cathy ozem February 17, 2020
Get the trying to make your snap score highermug.