Eli Bounce

When playing PGA, the golfer gets the luckiest bounce every opportunity.

“Hopped over the bunker? Damn, he got another Eli Bounce”

by Razo July 18, 2021

ELI🇺🇸

Explain like I'm an American.

Used when you want someone to explain something considering all of the cultural context, linguistic differnces, and typical knowledge-gaps of an American.

François: The turn in in about a kilometer.
Bob: ELI🇺🇸

François: The turn in in about 0.62 miles.

by midwest-is-the-best June 7, 2021

Eli F.

Crazy person who can be serious when he needs to. A really caring friend who is also a MEME OBSESSED PERSON! But-Hey. That is our Eli!

You seem like Eli F. ...
Crazy with memes. Sigh...

by Mr. Bunny Slicer who is Brazil January 20, 2019

eli's trick

when a gay man blindfolds a heterosexual male, has a female lure him into a room and has her say she is going to give him a blowjob, when, in fact, the gay man is going to give him a blow job.

man, i was pissed when gay johnny pulled an eli's trick on me last night

by brad March 21, 2004

Eli U

Biggest cock sucker in history. The fakest bitch you will ever meet.

Fuck Eli Unruh

by AHSDogs December 19, 2019

Eli Choke

When you get whipped by a girl, get married and have a kid.

Will could of had any girl he wanted and then Jada came and he fell victim to the Eli choke.

by B. Will-O November 10, 2004

eli choke

The act of letting a woman tell you how much alcohol you can drink in any given night or when a guy lets his woman tell him when it's time for bed or when to be home at night!

Steve used to be able to go for a drink after work until he committed an eli choke!

by Marc Brown November 11, 2004