Struck by lightning

When a gay man sets a drink in front of you, as a proposition for sex.

Kyle was sitting at the bar alone, when Fred dropped a pink Cosmo in front if him, Kyle was struck by lightning!

by Duztin May 20, 2013

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Velvet Lightning

the ability to hookup with girls at lightning speed.

"My buddy just hooked up with those chicks at the bar within seven or eight minutes of meeting them."

"Wow. Now that's Velvet Lightning at it's finest."

by The Master Dutch October 3, 2009

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Lightning Cocker

The worst paintball marker in the world, also used by the gayest kid in the world, FagArson.

Damn, FagArson's gun is so fucking shitty.

by Jim February 24, 2005

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A stub signal left behind in an old format for users who have yet to convert to the new format. The term comes from the SAFER Act, a US law allowing analog TV stations to keep broadcasting information on digital conversion (and, in some cases, local news and emergency information) after the station has otherwise gone all-digital.

I tried running some old Mac software on an old Mac, but forgot the software I was using was PowerPC-only. Good thing the nightlight box popped up; now I have to go find my PowerBook G3.

by Lady Csyde February 18, 2009

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Lightning Rod

Jacking off with a hand full of smooshed lightning bugs for lube.

I'm going to give Molly a lightning rod this weekend while we're out camping!

by GM42 July 4, 2011

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nightwing

nightwing a large memeber of the rat family. often found enjoying a slice of gamerpie while masturbating to man porn at his home pc.

you sir, are a nightwing.

by Daniel October 6, 2004

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ford lightning

The Ford Lightning, the second fastest truck in the world (the Dodge Ram SRT-10 is the fastest as we all know). The Lightning is powered by a POS Ford 5.4L motor with a nice Eaton supercharger (God forbid Ford should make something fast without putting a supercharger on top). Lightning's are mainly garbage because they are made by Ford, and because the motor blows out after 70,000 miles. Predominatly owned by rednecks and white trash.

1. My Ford Lightning got whooped on the 1320 by SRT-10.
2. Hot damn! That little SRT-4 Peon just smoked my Ford Lightning!
3. I'm not going to Bitlo, My Ford Lightning will probably only run 14 flat. :o(

by Richie F. August 16, 2007

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