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Barbecue Nelson

When you are walking and trip and your penis, hits the grill. Usually this causes extreme pain and a possible loss of penis.
Dude did you see Zack? he just got a barbecue nelson!!!
by M.C.Pimphammer May 20, 2005
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Full Nelson

The act of someone hijacking your conversation and taking to places of absolute boredom.
Poor Ken, he was describing his new guitar and suddenly Rob showed up and got him in a Full Nelson. The conversation ended with absolute confusion and bewilderment with the last comments being made about a chicken coop.
by Hankdagmar September 21, 2018
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Major Nelson(2nd term)

Major Nelson(19??)-(20??)- is a man of many worlds.well really just three.They are real life,xbox live,and his beloved forums.Most people want to be like him,some want to marry him,and some just want to be on his friends list.Whatever the case may be Major Nelson can cook like the best.You havent had a hotpocket until you had Major's Nelsons hotpocket.While he may be considered a god on the forums his powers are to no avail in real life.While he was a rocker and is still considered one he has gotten many of ladies and seems to be the crowd favorite he has changed his work habit to be in a forum inhabited by sweaty gamers with no ac.Rock on Major Nelson.Rock on!!!
MNQ-Major Nelson Question
MNDQ-Major Nelson I Have A Dumb Question
by Tyeman64 June 14, 2004
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Willie Nelson

During the act of masturbation ejaculate in a gatorade bottle place a funnel in your anus and stand on your head as semen goes into your intestines then vomit the mixture up and use it for lubrication or as your next favorite salad dressing
Joe: Hey man im lookin for something real cheap for lube

Dylan: try a Willie Nelson Dude
by raging redneck 69 September 9, 2015
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Full Nelson

gettin head while in a gay wrestlin position the new and improved 69
Kurt "the fag" Angle gave the Undertaker a full nelson while looking at Gary Coleman gay porn
by oterrio brown April 10, 2003
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Karl Nelson

the coolest, raddest man alive. has a hot booty. is not to be associated with austen conn
by dirtysanchez December 13, 2004
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folmar nelson

sorta like a father nelson just on folmar's
i put ryan folmar in the folmar nelson
by jack March 15, 2005
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