jealous nelson

A person who is acting in a jealous manner (similar in usage to nervous nelly, debbie downer, or trying patterson).

Wow you're such a jealous nelson! Just admit it! Everybody knows it!

by Dooberydingelton February 16, 2021

Shane nelson

Super sexy and hot

Person: did you see Shane Nelson
Person: yas

by Egg man 69696 June 8, 2022

The Nelson Effect

A recent gaming terminology where the player is on a current luck streak when all of a sudden their gaming prowess deteriorates by a factor of *10 for no discernible reason.

I was almost on a 20 kill, kill streak on CoD MW2 until I was hit by the nelson effect.

by Scout5566 February 13, 2020

Nelson's Nightmare

when you shove a paintball gun in a girl's vagina without shooting it

let's try nelson's nightmare baby ;)))

by coffeenoodles August 24, 2017

Nelson

A small Asian boy that likes guys and hates all things girl related and calls all girls hoes and thots.

Boys attract Nelson cause he's gay.

by Gabriel Cipion January 22, 2019

Randy nelson

Randy is a legend. He once saved a person from a burning building but nutting all over the fire. He likes to dominate people with his outstanding 70 yard SHlOnG. His nickname is B.A.P. (Big ass pimp).

Randy Nelson once slapped his step sister in the face with his 100 pound gonads because he didn’t like the pasta she made.

by Jennifer short November 9, 2022

Ruth Nelson

Neliphant. If your lanyard isn't on you better run as she will hunt you down and crucify you outside the school to make an example of you. Cannot teach for shit and would rather waste your time on an assembly about university than let you revise.

Why are you in hospital
Ruth nelson saw me without a lanyard on.

by Ye7dhehw7fb3uw7fhe February 13, 2025