Soap jerking

Using soap in the shower or bath as lube to masturbate with.
My friends dad caught me soap jerking in their shower.
by MA BIGGEST MISTAKE YET December 23, 2016
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The National Jerk

Someone so hated by the nation that he could possibly be the jerk of the nation.

Some person who is so much of a jerk that they could represent the nation in a competiton to determine the worlds biggest jerk.
"So hated by the nation.. they dubbed him - The National Jerk"

"Wow man.. that guy was a national jerk.."

Phone Call: "Man what an asshole... that guy's going to nationals..."
by Jezzakanezza April 08, 2011
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jerk session

When you're sitting in front of your computer with PornHub open and prepare the jerk off during your porn session.

Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."
Tony: I have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a jerk session.

Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.
by Dakrisht March 11, 2016
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smirk jerk

An person who frequently fakes a smile with an arrogant, smug attitude.
Rachel is such a smirk jerk! She always gives me that same smug look every time I screw something up.
by zeus64 March 27, 2011
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Clerp and Jerk

Your significant other is jerkin you off, whilst you are clerpin on those arousing white-painted toes.
by Gus Kriegler May 07, 2022
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Wreath Jerk

Hey, dude, I'm not with family for Christmas. Wanna organize a wreath jerk?
by ReallyBigBook December 24, 2012
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hover jerk

to jerk off while hovering over another person's body.
Go home and hover jerk your roommate Jenn.
by BLegs February 10, 2011
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