Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.

Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.

by carguy311 July 29, 2018

spiked it through the net

When your boy is bumming you so hard that the condom busts when he cums in your booty.

Nate: Andy why is your booty dripping?

Andy: Friggin Max must have spiked it through the net again...

Max: Yes I did buddy! Yes I did.

by cuckfart October 13, 2020

nigger net

An internet service that performs poorly in terms of speed, reliability, or consistency. Often associated with the poor quality connections niggers typically have or can only afford.

*Playing Halo and it is lagging*

Oh fuck I have nigger net.

by SuperLascivious July 13, 2025

'net it

Put on the Internet.

To 'net something is to post text or upload media onto the Internet.

That's hilarious. You've gotta 'net it.

Did you 'net that picture of your girlfriend in her underwear? She's gonna dump your ass.

by IM22 October 2, 2010

net thuggin

someone who talks hella shit on social network but can’t own up to shit in person and ain’t bout it

“Lmao look at that bitch net thuggin, but she quiet in person”

by imdatBITCHx2 November 7, 2018

Butterfly Net

A hypothetical device that a medical professional would use to capture and detain the mentally disturbed.

I saw Jonathan running around the park chasing squirrels - someone needs to get the Butterfly Net out.

by My urban definitions June 12, 2024

Safety-net sub

After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

by Paterico December 9, 2008