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backyard mistake

the animal world equivalent of an "oops baby"; a mating between two dogs that is not intended, usually between two very different dog breeds producing ugly puppies
Example 1:
Dammit Jim, I told you to keep your beagle from jumping the fence into my backyard and trying to get friendly with my Pekingese---I don't need any Peagle puppies, those things are ugly!

Example 2:

Girl 1: What kind of dog is that?
Girl 2: It's my Pom-A-Pug!
Girl 1: A what now?
Girl 1: A designer breed mix of a pomeranian and a pug
Dude 1: Looks like a backyard mistake to me!
Girl 1: *crying*
by voiceofcollege May 15, 2010
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boof masta

One who boofs the most, who is the master of all boofs. No one can boof better than him. But you can challenge him or her to a boof off. Odds are slim as to you being the new Boof Masta.
by Tha Boof Masta January 28, 2014
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mestado

1. A Spanish name
2. What ARMASIEL thinks is the opposite of an ego: suicidal tendencies. But we all know it really isn't.
1. Mestado y Hernandez tienen mucho hambre!
2. ARMASIEL is a complete dumbfuck so he tried to tell Evil Zak some bullshit about a mestado being a desire to commit hari-kiri. But Evil Zak was smart enough to look up the word on various sites, and so ARMASIEL was owned.
by Evil Zak August 1, 2003
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mastababa

A sexy Dutch traveling web guru with Iranian origins.
Johan: Wow, that website is dope!
Chris: Yeah, the developer must be Mastababa.
Johan: I wish I could write code like Mastababa.
by Zambuck October 19, 2008
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Mastadon Bowl

A giant bowl of weed that is typically loaded when there are two or more smokers present. Often times it will be topped off with a layer of keef.
"One small bowl for man, one giant bowl for mankind." - Kneel Armstawng when he found the first "mastadon bowl" on the moon.
by Highguy69420 April 1, 2010
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Double Shoota Masta

The act of shooting up with heroin and ejaculating inside a girl at the same time.
That guy that shot in heroin while he shot out cum is a double shoota masta
by Yuts August 16, 2008
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a mistake

the act of having sexual intercoarse, or anything sexual with large woman of any way shape or form. unless both of the parties are the same size. then in that case, have fun!
yo last night i got drunk at that party and had a mistake
by mcgudi April 28, 2007
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