My head

It has a mouth a nose, two eyes and eyebrows

My head is very ugly.

by Yournameisbobnow April 3, 2019

my universe

The one that means absolutely everything to you, beyond all matter, infinity, and creativity.

Person 1: Yo, dude, Ryan is definitely my universe.

Person 2: Hell yeah.

by KaylooTheWizard October 5, 2017

my valentine

Someone you like but have not yet done anything about it yet. Valentine's Day is the perfect day to take it to the next level and spoil them maybe even take them out.

You're my Valentine.

by Keon roucinwj October 6, 2016

oh my no!

Used when the shit hits the fan and both "Oh my god!" and "Oh no!" are required.

Generally used by girls from Stevenage and guys who work for large Retail Instituations, ie Tesco

George: Did you hear that Bertie had a three's up with Charlie and Betty?
Sam: Oh my no! What a dirty skanky 'ho

by Fnark May 27, 2006

in my bag

the act of being in your own world; focused; being in the zone; on your grind

I be in my bag when i get in the booth.

I got an exam coming up, it's time to go in my bag and study.

by Rashine May 21, 2008

my cock

Looooong

My cock is long

by Binadicked cumberbach May 1, 2016

"My List"

List of usually 5 famous people your significant other gives you a green light to do if you were to meet them and they were game.

There's Brad Pitt! Sorry babe, he's on "my list"! See ya' tomorrow.

by Beesmusings.blogspot.com February 26, 2008