twat mustard

Mustard Harvested from a womens twat.

Helmans Twat Mustard, Grey PooTwat, Heinz Twat Mustard

by Doug Leiser April 24, 2007

nob mustard

the big load of cum either shot in the ass, pussy, mouth or in the eyes

I let out a groan as I filled her full of nob mustard

by Mr.JJM August 24, 2006

Colonel Mustard

A dirty practical joke, where a squeeze mustard bottle is shoved into the victim's ass nozzle first and squeezed, ejecting the mustard into said victim's ass. Originated by the infamous John Gagain, coffee potter extraordinaire.

1. When Billy passed out naked after a night of drinking, his friends gave him a Colonel Mustard. Boy was he surprised!

by C-Side November 21, 2004

mean mr mustard

fat mofo and the biggest shit-eater in the family with the exception of Big Fat Butch

shit lardass! You aint be nuttin but a fat fuck

by Butch's Bitch July 19, 2004

Mustard

The substance which Cackletta's most favorite student, who is named Fawful will spread on the sandwich of said bad guy's desire. The mustard of Mario and Luigi's doom

Princess Peach’s voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandich of Cackletta’s desires! And the battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!

by aaron the bannom November 23, 2003

mustard

The type of person who sits in the corner of the cafeteria with others just like him or her. Tends to shower infrequently but think he or she is dead sexy. Extremely dramatic. Is either into Wicca, goth, or ROTC. Likes the Crow WAY too much. Mustards interbreed and tend to make gross public displays of affection.

That mustard girl is crying again. Probably because that mustard guy dumped her for that other mustard and took back his Bowie albums.

by GeraldoDuJour June 9, 2005

sex mustard

a yellow spread for food.

it's great on sandwiches

by Jesus that loves rough negro anal butt sex from George Bush July 12, 2004