Morbius

I'm watching Morbius.

Hym "It's a shame that I have to actually sit here and watch Morbius because the rest of you can't be trusted to lie about whether or not it's good out of spite. But... Here I sit. Watching Mobius. Brain pressurized to the maximum! 🧠 Brainz. That's what Morbius should eat instead of blood. Which is what he does. He EATS blood. Right? Because if you can EAT tomato soup... Then you can EAT blood. He doesn't DRINK blood. Blood is FOOD to him and, therefore, he EATS it. It isn't a beverage. Vampires EAT blood. That's a FACT!"

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

Morpie

/ˈmɔ r.pi/

That person who just wanted a normal life… but now someone’s hopelessly in love with them.

Simply said, the person who someone had a crush on them.

Origin:
From amor recipientis — Latin for receiver of love.

Modernised to morpie, because unasked attention deserves a cute name too lol

~ChatGPT

She keeps writing poems about me. I didn’t even say hi. I think I’m her morpie.

by Ryan Renville May 22, 2025

Morbid Zoo

It's like, a zoo, right? but its full of morbid shit. So much morbid. So much shit. And yet, it fucks. Morbid Zoo fucks.

Of course I let him fuck me - he likes Morbid Zoo!

What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?

Its MorbidZooin' time!

by the_time's_come_and_so_have_I June 26, 2025

Morbid Zoo

It's like a zoo, right? But it's full of morbid shit. Mmmm, so much morbid ... so much shit. So much zoo! And yet, it fucks. The Morbid Zoo fucks - hard.

Of course I let him fuck me, he likes the Morbid Zoo!

What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?

It's Morbidzooin' Time!

by the_time's_come_and_so_have_I June 26, 2025

Mombie

A woman who's whole life revolves around her "precious kids". (Said kids usually act like demons from hell). She usually smells like she hasn't showered in 2 weeks and looks like she hasn't slept in days. Her conversations revolve around the hellspawn she calls her kids, her baby-daddy hasn't touched her since she conceived her last child,and she gets VERY pissed off when you say you're never going to have kids, calling you "selfish" and "lazy". Clearly ignoring that you are already struggling to get by because you work a minimum wage job and don't have a romantic partner or roommate to help with your cost of living.

Ugh, Karen is such a mombie. Her kids are literal demons, she got pissed off because I said I want a hysterectomy, and I'm pretty sure I saw her husband going into a hotel room with a prostitute and A LOT of cocaine.

by Failurebitch July 14, 2025

morbidly obese

mateo

- Who ate all of my food?
- Mateo.
- He's morbidly obese fr fr

by P. Diddy's pretty daughter October 20, 2025

Twitter Morbidity

The point of no return in language development, after which words are only officially recognized when they saturate the Twitterverse on a given day, leading to language death.

"English is afflicted with Twitter Morbidity, our culture is doomed."

by Truly Tish February 9, 2014