Moon Rocks

Slightly tan/brown crystals of 84% pure and stable MDMA/molly in crystal form. Tends to smell sweet, like root beer, in large amounts.
Me: got some moon rocks from the darkweb
Friend: ah I been meaning to look into that
Me: it’s complicated my dude.. chromebook, gallium distro, VPN, ufw firewall killswitch, TOR browser, dark web markets, Monero cryptocurrency, PGP to encrypt my shipping... pray to God that spiritualism is a fight worth suffering for, hope I don’t get man in the middles by the feds
Friend: ....... bro, spirituality is a fight worth suffering for, our laws restain freedom and drugs will be legal by 2030, the internet provides transparency and education for all, plus machines are outperforming elites
Me: yep, life is a gift and death is a promise, worst case I make friends and teach people in jail
Friend: truth my guy *hits peace pipe*
by Shrimp Titties July 15, 2018
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moon shoes

Shoes that make you bounce. Popular in the 90's they are still selling today but I don't know if people still buy them for their children today
I'm having a mid-life crisis, so I'm putting on my moon shoes and acting like I'm 10 agian
by DizzyLizzy January 23, 2007
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Moon Babies

Moon babies originated from the show Teletubbies. The Moon Baby is the moon from the show, with a picture of a babies face on the moon. But, moon babies have been around before earth existed. They are believed to have created the solar system by coughing up their food. The tides are NOT controlled by the moon, they are controlled by Moon Babies using a spoon to push the water around. Sun babies are NOT REAL. ONLY MOON BABIES ARE REAL. Any picture of a sun baby is FAKE. Moon Babies are what gives us life.
Sun babies are fake. Only Moon Babies are real.
by Moon Babies March 05, 2019
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moon pig

A huge fat slutty ugly girl. Their big fat round face is so fat there eyes look like craters on the moon! :D

moon pigs drink heavily, wear tiny size zero slutty outfits like a whore and are so mad they believe they are so hot they could marry brad pitt, easily offended they often turn violent when called a Moon Pig :D
beavis: hey look its a moon pig!

butthead: hur hur Moooooooooon PiiiiiiG

moon pig: come here and say that ill whoop your skinny ass! (throws bottle at your head)

beavis: Mooooooon PiiiiG :D
by moon pigs July 30, 2009
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Moon Bounce

1.) noun An inflatable room where kids jump around in.

2.) verb Bumping into somebody with a particularly large backside.
1.) Janey took her kids to the carnival so that they could play in the moon bounce.

2.)Poor Julie. She totally moon bounced our waitress the other day.
by xGigi_Weasleyx December 06, 2008
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Growl at the moon

Verb - when you are growling out a girl and you accidently miss and lick her...well we could sugar coat it and call it her moon, but yes we are talking about her sphincter. This is awkward for both parties, so much so that the giver lets out a growl of disgust in a wolf like fashion.

"I was going down on Penny and it was really dark... and well I kinda missed..." - Dave

"Oh no dude, don't tell me you had to growl at the moon." - Shane
by GrouchoKirst January 19, 2009
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moon gay

A ordinarily straight person who, after a few evening drinks, loses the inhibitions to prevent their gay from being revealed.
Kyle has a girlfriend, but when the sun sets, he transforms into a moon gay.
by St. Louis Slang July 03, 2015
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