A monster, located in North America, that stalks and can cause continuous pain to the asshole area. Loves to dig deep into its preys salad causing uncontrollable screams.
Kyle, you were screaming in your sleep last night. I was worried the salad monster was powning your ass.
by AIR D March 21, 2009
Get the Salad Monstermug. 1 . any girl or guy who gives amazing head.
2 . a great blow job
wow , that bitch gives some monster head bro !
2 . a great blow job
wow , that bitch gives some monster head bro !
by yodelingyoda February 6, 2010
Get the monster headmug. by Bone February 15, 2004
Get the Monster Ranchermug. A fat-ass who has rippling, bubbly, jiggling, fat flabs hanging from the squishy exterior of his body. there is no reason for this person to be fat, and they are a normal hight, but of extreme and unnecessary weight and mass and density with extra flubber hanging from their body.
by lizlynnakinn December 16, 2008
Get the jello monstermug. it was a graveyard smash
it caught in a flash
a party of monsters guest included wolfman dracula and his son
The coffin-bangers arrived With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
The monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
it caught in a flash
a party of monsters guest included wolfman dracula and his son
The coffin-bangers arrived With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
The monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
by Kenny Luge October 9, 2006
Get the monster mashmug. by Pattyblades September 9, 2008
Get the monster clitmug. The most badass game ever created by anyone ever. Due to its high learning curve and difficult nature, it has been shunned by many. However, there are several faithful fans that refuse to take shit from these people.
by DigitalHearts January 10, 2008
Get the monster huntermug.