combo meal

Definition 1: A meal with a combination such as a burger with
fries and a drink.

Definition 2: A fat person who has a combination of different skills.

For Definition 1:
"I went to McDonald's and got a Big Mac with a combo meal!"

For Definition 2:
Fat person: "I know karate, skateboarding, and can sleep with my eyes open!"
Fat person's friend: "Wow dude, you're a combo meal."

by thev101 December 1, 2009

Megalodong

Derived from the prehistoric shark known as a Megalodon that is thought to have lived during the Cenozoic Era. Although its actual size is debatable, all scientists have agreed that it was massive. This term is used to define an enormously endowed man.

"That guy definitely has a megalodong; I bet it's larger than Shaq's."

by SharkFact69 September 6, 2013

Meal Prep

White people version of saying making a meal that will last a couple days after it is made aka to black people it’s leftovers

Megan I’m about to meal Prep for me and the kids

by IG:mmgmember December 17, 2018

Happy meal nigger

A guy who gets cheap hoes by buying them cheap meals, for example a Mickey D happy meal.

That skank bitch is hanging with Happy Meal niggers.

by Blue Eyed Soul Brother December 10, 2010

Quaker Cum Meal

When you are fucking a bitch wearing a powdered wig ( the kind of wig George washington and the quaker oatmeal guy wore) and right before you blow your load, slap a handfull of oats on her belly and pull out and shoot all over the oats, then you give the bitch a spoon and make her eat it off of her stomach.

Man sarah is on a Quaker cum meal diet, she ate it for breakfast, lunch and she told me she wanted some for dinner too!!

by Kyle Pytrevic February 25, 2008

MegaLAD

A lad of such monumental proportions he ain't got time for general nonsence. All about boozing, shaggin and lad-ing at every opportunity. Specialising in the creation and serving of prime ribs of banter. Typically aged between late teens and late twenties, although MegaLADS have been known out side of this range. The MegaLAD forgoes all things in search of banter.

- Been Lairy
- Necking Pints
- Shagging
- Having it large

"Jeff just dipped his helmet in this lads pint and made him down it.... MegaLAD"

by JJB1987 June 26, 2012

Meals on wheels

Diarrhea

Man, I've got to get to the bathroom fast! That food I ate was so bad I've got meals on wheels.

by Fast Track March 2, 2014