mercer island

a very beautiful island in the middle of lake washington. it is about 13 miles in circumference and would happily coexist with its surrounding areas, bellevue, renton, seattle, etc. but we're not given the chance. although mercer island has a bunch of rich snobby ass kids. there are some who are very nice. i do not see any reasons for the hate to keep spreading, i don't see why mercer island and bellevue won't kiss and make up. both places have their ups and downs.

Mercer Island: beautiful island, hot girls, nice people, high social status, more hot girls, good swim team, decent basketball, good soccer.

Bellevue: lots of various malls that everyone loves, a much better football team, lots of nice and kind people,

by MIHS GRAD... some day April 3, 2009

Mercenary

Police serving corporate financial and personal interest of the 1%, inventing crimes and reasons to falsely arrest and/or kill members of the 99%

Without the dedication of a mercenary Corrections Corporation of America would not be able to continue making record breaking billion dollar profits each year.

by AnEthicalSlu7 December 4, 2014

Jaded Mercenary

1) Handle for Maine East's Jonny Volpert

2) A term used to describe one who hsa become jaded by life, love, the world around them, and the people they associate with. So much so that they have set out to stomp on any relationship that a friend of theirs is getting involved in.

1)Yeah, I started my thief this morning, but Jaded Mercenary tanked me up to an assassin.

2)
Girl: I thought I was in love wiht you but then...
Guy: Then what?
Girl: Then Jonny made me realize I wasn ::walks away::
Guy: Damnit Jonny, you fucking Jaded Mercenary

by Jaded Mercenary March 5, 2005

mercenary

An awesome band from Denmark. They sound like early Fear Factory on some albums.

Mercenary is awesome

by XinChanPiss May 31, 2007

Mercedes Dream

1.) Engaging in or planning to engage in a threesome between two male roommates and a female.

2.) The act of a Mercedes Dream

1.) Oh man, I just walked in on those guys down the hall having a Mercedes Dream with my roommate!

2.) "Hey man, is it okay to cross swords during a Mercedes Dream?" "As long as you don't look me in the eye, dude."

by mcdreamlover May 24, 2010

MARCELO

A Nigga who doesn't pay people back.

Marcelo: Yo let me hold a dollar I'll pay you back
Johnathan: yo what about the other three times.
Marcelo: I don't break Tens.
Johnathon: You owe me ten bills

by Honcho Honcho June 16, 2018

marcellino

a fucking super senior who wears the same shirt and jorts everyday as he jerks it to the wwe network.

I thought about a productive member of society but then I said "fuck it I'd rather be a Marcellino today".

by MarcellinoLovesBigPeePee January 24, 2017