someone who sniffs melons under coconut trees. it is a traditional tribal ritual that ends with anal. usually the male would insert the penis but because he sniffed so much melon the female now must perform his duties. after this has happened they both ride off on horses but because these horses sniffed so much melon they fall over. so these tribe people must go back to the holy melon god and ask for condoms and perform the dirty dragon after this they will be melon sniffers.
by euan murray April 11, 2016
Get the melon sniffermug. Going in a public voice call and shunning your friend from said call. Then demanding privacy in that public call. AKA a nickellise
by log_cabin February 19, 2023
Get the zest carrot melon ballmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
Get the <.0.7.9.7.0.>The Bubble-Gum-Grape-Water-Melon-Pop`;`Corn-Back Smacker<.0.7.9.7.0.>mug. melon can be used to refer to someone who is stupid or foolish. not offensive so is commonly used in situations where someone wants to keep the language pg
by i love having no friends June 15, 2024
Get the melonmug. When a chick has a dude or several dudes cum so much in her ass, that squeezing it causes it to leak like a ripe melon.
"After having those three dudes over last night, Cheryl became such a cum melon!"
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."
by Dr. Cum Melon January 9, 2020
Get the Cum Melonmug. Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.
by Black eyed cooler July 3, 2022
Get the Melon head childrenmug. asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).
adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”
by puppymelonlover August 7, 2022
Get the puppy melonmug.