dave matthews band

A motley crew of has been roots rock "musicians" who think that playing seventeen instruments at the same time somehow makes them musically competent.

Few people know that Kurt Cobain killed himself because he heard the song "Ants Marching" by Dave Matthews band playing on the radio.

by FriendlyWalrus July 15, 2007

Matthew Mcconaugay

Male! A beach bum who does NOT shower, wear deodorant or wear a shirt. He usually plays bongos and eats his significant others placenta after she gives birth.

Jackie: Hey playa did you see that total Matthew Mcconaugay... that was a dingy mofo!

Kendall: You know i did son, that sucka needed a shower fo'sho

Jackie:He might as well jus' go play some freakin' bongos cuz ain't nobody wanted ta smell what he got goin' on

Kendall: THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT MY SISTA GIRL!

by Kyndel and Jah'kay March 4, 2010

Matthew

Cute and sweet, kind and there for others. Pretends he's dangerous when really he's just adorable.

You have no self-discipline whatsoever. Why can't you be Matthew?

by mattfanclub April 26, 2014

Matthew

Probably our name and ur looking it up so this is exactly what ur name means:

Matthew

Matthew is such a fuckboy he probably writes stuff in urban dictionary about how he fantasizes himself

by Mr.panda_boss January 23, 2017

Matthew

A very special person, with a huge heart for the ones he loves. He can easily get mad but will later regret it sometimes. He's also very handsome

Matthew is adorable

by Smalla than a bug July 23, 2016

Matthew’s Mom

Joy is da bhaddest milf around. All the homies tryna run a train on tha shii!! When she wear them lululemons tho- sheeeeeeeshhhh

Matthew’s Mom has a fat, juicy ass.

by longschlong79 August 24, 2021

Matthew

someone you could really learn something from.
kind.
open minded.
big hearted.
attractive.
amazing.
smart.
talented.
geo.

Matthew is very intelligent and is on that next level.

by JuicyPineapple February 20, 2015