by Match777 November 22, 2021
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What was once a sacred aristocratic tea used in Chinese and Japanese tea ceremonies, is now being consumed globally by millennial urbanites. Matcha tends to be very popular with all the ladies. The actual tea itself is quite nice, it's basically green tea leaves but finely grounded into a powder, but man oh man is it overrated. People often swear by it like it's their beloved or smth.
Matcha is every bit as overrated as Avocado. Combine the two together and you get the "millennial grub starter pack".
What was once a sacred aristocratic tea used in Chinese and Japanese tea ceremonies, is now being consumed globally by millennial urbanites. Matcha tends to be very popular with all the ladies. The actual tea itself is quite nice, it's basically green tea leaves but finely grounded into a powder, but man oh man is it overrated. People often swear by it like it's their beloved or smth.
Matcha is every bit as overrated as Avocado. Combine the two together and you get the "millennial grub starter pack".
Grandad: Hey kids I'm gonna place the doordash order now, what do you want for your drinks?
Teenage grandson: I'll just get a bottle of mountain dew
Adult granddaughter: Matcha latte for me please!
Grandad: *chuckles*
Granddaughter: Haha what's so funny grandad?
Grandad: Oh nothing. It's just that that is exactly what I imagined you guys would get, hahaha.
Teenage grandson: I'll just get a bottle of mountain dew
Adult granddaughter: Matcha latte for me please!
Grandad: *chuckles*
Granddaughter: Haha what's so funny grandad?
Grandad: Oh nothing. It's just that that is exactly what I imagined you guys would get, hahaha.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2021
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A match hoe would say, "Hey I really want to play a match at the game room I'll give it up if U will pay me so I can go play."
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