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Human animal marriage movement

A movement that seeks to promote and make legal for a human to marry an animal.
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by Judge dredd7 October 22, 2011
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Marriage

The death of all joy.

An expensive hobby.

Marriage has been known to be the bringer of reality, crushing dreams, and ending your belief in such things as fairy tales and love.

Ahould not be taken lighlty. But sometimes, too often, is just a joke. Not a true commitment, but just another word.

Enter with care, if you dare do so at all.
"Hes leaving, and all my dreams are crushed into pieces, like my heart, on the floor...I suppose theres no such thing as 'Happily every after'...i feel so stupid"

"Oh, girl you sound so cynical!...Let me guess? Your marriage ended ALREADY?"
by XoSnowWhiteXo February 9, 2010
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hood marriage

Still married on paper but separated for years; legally married but single
James and his wife have a hood marriage, they haven't been together for a while.
by lilface May 17, 2015
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Marriage

a mistake

dont do it....

dear lord.... PLEASE DONT DO IT
guy: Yo, this sucks
guy2: yeah, just like marriage
by BLEHHHHHHHHHHH October 31, 2018
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Mandingle Party

A party were a bunch of big black guys take turns having sex with a snow bunny.
"Black poles white holes."
" whats going on in there, is that a mandingle party"
"Me and the boys need to dirty up the white snow".
by Father D April 14, 2020
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marriage

A cage meant to hold you from your future, or take all your money.
When he visited her, she'd mentioned marriage and divorce, and how in divorce she would win...
by Mr.Fishcake September 20, 2016
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3-bit marriage

A state of being where you can have up to 7 spouses. Used a lot in Arabian countries. 3 bits (2 cubed) can store up to a value of 8, and you have 0 for no spouse, leaving you with 7 wives/husbands.
Yassin the Turk felt the limitations of the 3-bit marriage were too tight and converted to Cycle-Accurate Mormonism so he could have a 15-bit marriage and have a bigger family.
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