Forbidden Manoush

A deadly hallucinogenic concoction of Cum, Shit and Piss all onto a middle eastern breading of your choice.

The other night i prepared Moey an exquisite Forbidden Manoush for dessert.

by vOptisma June 5, 2022

Anus Manus

A warm and creamy, most moist, most smelliest, loud, and worst fantasy football team to ever exist. Imagine a fantasy team that was run by a strap on that was worn by a goat that was use on a bum… that’s what an Anus Manus is

Bro, I saw you play Anus Manus this week, that should be an easy win.

by MacZaddy88 September 25, 2023

Clonka Minkus

All variations of Clonka and Minkus are slurs, applicable to anybody who wishes to be offended by them.

I'm straight up Clonking and Minking right now. Full on Clonka Minkus.

by LegionNoName November 20, 2023

erik markus

A big bombaclat that drinks red wine every single night. He is usually on discord chatting with his mates, or asleep after too much alcohol.

Jonas: yo, have you heard from Erik Markus, he is not answering my calls?
Knut: he is probably asleep, he told me he had 12 glasses of wine 30 minutes ago.
Jonas: boommbbaaclatt

by Grønni2Grovish April 4, 2024

Morse-code manuscript

A.k.a. "intermittent ink", this term describes the muddled mess of random "dots 'n' dashes" that you typically end up with when feverishly trying to scribble notes with a ballpoint pen on anything but totally "clean 'n' pristine" writing-paper, or when attempting to hastily jot down a few words while holding your paper up against a vertical wall, where gravity ceases to aid ink-flow to the pen-tip.

The infuriating "Morse-code manuscript" debacle tends to manifest itself all the more whenever you're either in a stew or pressed for time, since your hands will tend to perspire a lot more during "nerved up" periods like this, and so the ink will not readily adhere to all of the damp/salty/greasy spots where you've been holding the paper steady while writing. Also, if the paper itself is not the best (like if its surface is excessively flaky/textured, or is coated with a foreign substance, like a cash-register receipt), you may have problems here, as well; this is an especially exasperating dilemma because this type of "inferior" foolscap-scrap may sometimes be the only writing-material that's handy at the time when you unexpectedly have to scrawl down a phone number or other important info/reminder, and so you may encounter this debacle more frequently/unavoidably than you might expect.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

doing the Markus

When you ask for a round and are the last to come.

Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.

My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...

by YoloGunthi123 October 10, 2021

pull a Markus

falling asleep during class and not getting caught whether that may be one class or all of them

“She did pull a Markus in Spanish class today”

by someone so amazing March 31, 2023