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Magic Unicorn 

A very rare species of unicorn, that can only found and riden by a person who has required the mystical candy canes.

The Magic Unicorns are known to have special powers that let them fly very fast, and have special healing powers, that let them heal their riders.

Magic Unicorns are also the only known cure for Nataliosis.
The magic unicorn flys so fast

I found the mystical candy canes, now I can get the magic unicorn!

Magic Dust 

The act of removing greasy and/or crusty pubic hair from the crotch region and sprinkling them on a victim. Can also be placed on or in an edible item or beverage.
When's the last time you showered?, that magic dust had crotch crickets in it.
Magic Dust by rowdy rimjob jr. October 22, 2010

magic coffee 

decaf coffee misrepresented as the real stuff. Often done in the catering industry, where both both regular and decaf coffee are actually decaf. the waiter will often serve coffee, return the the kitchen and emerge with the same pot of coffee for the guests who requested decaf (because it actually is decaf). Some waiters will say an incantation over the pot in the kitchen (converting it to either reg or decaf)
Waiter 1: Are we doing regular AND decaf coffee this evening

Waiter 2: Nope, just magic coffee today.
magic coffee by Zadok the Priest January 3, 2008

Magic Monkey 

The same as "Magic Nigger": a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.
You always get these Magic Monkeys on TV, don't you? What world are these people living in?
Magic Monkey by prairiefire July 5, 2010

magic traps 

The dynamic duo of two Sydney writers smashing north line, flicked in action by mykey.
Magic traps dipped his stump in feast and went mental on insides, while mykey lashed out at the guardie so he could get dope flicks
magic traps by Eleir August 29, 2013

Magic Jelly Bean 

Jenny always reached orgasm every time the Magic Jelly Bean got involved in the action.
Magic Jelly Bean by PoOpa FoOker November 7, 2015