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The Magic Johnson

It's when your fucking a bitch doggy style and during the act you whisper in her ear "I have AIDS" and see if you can hang on for the shot clock!!!
It was so funny I pulled the Magic Johnson on that bitch and she cried!!! LMAO
by Matty Punani March 3, 2010
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nigger mage

Dad: Johnny is going to be 7 on Friday
Mom: I know I hired a nigger mage for the party!
by hahasuka April 6, 2017
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Maggie (Margaret)

this girl is the most perfect girl out there. she is gorgeous, beautiful, amusing, and compassionate. she girl can take your breath away with just one glance or one word. it's unbelievable. multiple guys like her, but she's very focused on school and thinks that relationships at this point in life are pointless. my goal is to change her mind...
Me: I really like this girl Maggie (Margaret)... she's the best.
Bob: Really?!?
Me: Yes, I think I'm going to ask her to prom!
Bob: Good Luck.
Me: I'm probably going to need it.
by hawke-attack December 15, 2011
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TV Magic Moment

The moment where while having a conversation a certain words or topic you are talking about is said or appears on the TV.
Kaitlyn: I feel like having some buttered popcorn right now
Aaron: Ok ill go make you some

TV: Introducing Orville Redenbacher's New Super Butter Flavor Popcorn!!

Aaron: Dayyyyyumm
Kaitlyn: What??
Aaron: I just had a TV magic moment
by akararules June 29, 2010
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purple magic

A drank that consist of G2 (gatorade), vodka and pop rocks.
a perfect meat head solution to drink all night and still workout the next day. the G2 keeps you hydrated and the pop rocks keeps the drink popin.
person 1: hey, man didnt expect you to be at the gym, use waz totally loaded last night.
person 2: purple magic.
person 1: enough said.
by stepstam. March 24, 2011
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Magdalena

The most beautiful girl in the world!!! She is pretty, intelligent and creative. All the boys try to hit on her, especially Michaels but she isn't that easy. She's on the first look hard to be friends with, but after while you'll see the good in her. She's not easy- she's hard to get. She can be the person you always go to for advice, not help because she might be occasionally quite lazy.
Boy 1: Are you friends with Magdalena?
Michael: No... I tried to flirt with her but she's so beautiful and hard to get.
by vendredisurmer May 25, 2019
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bro magnon

derivation of the term crow magnon or cro-mag, which is one who bares a resemblence to primative man. A Bro magnon is colloquily used to connote a jock. in popular culture. A bro magnon is usually defined by a desire to gain acceptance among his peers. The Bro Magnon or "Bro-mag" usually "gets all of the girls," which usually means mindless skanks. Bro magnons often engage in gang style rituals to gain status and power withen the tribe.
Look at that pack of Bro magnons, look at those whores on their arms. I bet they don't have a combined I.Q. of 30.

Bro magnons? i hate those knuckle-dragging morons.
by NotoriousBUD June 3, 2006
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