oat⋅meal /ˈoʊtˌmil, -ˈmil/ Show Spelled Pronunciation oht-meel, -meel –noun
1. meal made from ground or rolled oats.
2. a cooked breakfast food made from this.
3. a girl who has had sexual intercourse with at least three members of Omega Alpha Tau.
1. meal made from ground or rolled oats.
2. a cooked breakfast food made from this.
3. a girl who has had sexual intercourse with at least three members of Omega Alpha Tau.
After Josh and Ben had their way with Carin, Mike Brewer utilized the reverse cowgirl position to close her out and complete the oat-meal.
by Big Don Kolich March 26, 2009
Get the oat-meal mug.A fictional word derived from oatmeal, used metaphorically when somebody is overly proud of themselves or are overly boastful and annoying, especially when they win a game (usually online, but it doesn't really matter; I thought of it when I won a game of darts).
by Patrick G. July 20, 2008
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1) to eat, as in to consume a meal 2) to make a meal out of a food that usually does not stand alone as a full meal.
1) "I'm about to meal on this pizza."
2) "I woke up about 3 times last night, mealing on that Faygo."
2) "I woke up about 3 times last night, mealing on that Faygo."
by Doctor Zhivago December 26, 2007
Get the to meal mug.The only KFC meal bigger than a family meal for 12. Pure finger lickin' good. A meal only becomes a godfather meal if the person ordering it is going to eat it alone. This person may wear a tuxedo and bring two bodyguards in black suits for added effect. Note: it is not possible to choose the eat-out option with this meal as it is too big to fit through the front door.
Guy 1: "Dude, that guy is getting a godfather meal! He came dressed for the feast and all!"
Guy 2: "What a fat shit."
How to order:
Enter the restaurant, make your bodyguards pull out guns and kill everyone in the joint but the workers behind the counter. Approach the counter, look to your left bodyguard, and make him order you your godfather meal. He must order this in Italian. The bodyguard on the right should prepare a cheque, because normal money isn't godfather-like. If you're feeling extra godfather-ey, then make your right bodyguard pay in cocaine.
Guy 2: "What a fat shit."
How to order:
Enter the restaurant, make your bodyguards pull out guns and kill everyone in the joint but the workers behind the counter. Approach the counter, look to your left bodyguard, and make him order you your godfather meal. He must order this in Italian. The bodyguard on the right should prepare a cheque, because normal money isn't godfather-like. If you're feeling extra godfather-ey, then make your right bodyguard pay in cocaine.
by quackoqazs May 30, 2011
Get the Godfather meal mug.The act of having sex with a sloppy drunk girl and she passes out before you finish. You give her a facial, wipe the evidence from her face with a piece of bread and stick it in her mouth. When she awake with a hangover, by default she will eat the remains of the Manwich Meal.
by Hoe Chi Man November 3, 2011
Get the Manwich Meal mug.An image of a happy meal in a backseat of a car. Some people see it as a picture of people flying into the air.
Person 1: Yo, look at this picture of a happy meal in the backseat of a car.
Person 2: What do you mean? It's just some scary image of people flying into the air. Do you have bad eyesight or something? Do you want me to take you to the eye doctor?
Person 2: What do you mean? It's just some scary image of people flying into the air. Do you have bad eyesight or something? Do you want me to take you to the eye doctor?
by shabalo October 31, 2021
Get the Happy Meal in the backseat of a car mug.A type of meal, popularized by the Jewish student community in Philadelphia, in which strangers are randomly thrust together and forced to communicate, and even, dare I say, become friends. Most helpful for the shy and unpopular, but fun for all.
On April 9, the Jewish Grad Network is throwing a Mix-Em Up Meal. I'm going because I like meeting small groups of people in controlled environments!
by J&J Tubes and Tires March 17, 2010
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