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macbook

a truly amazing laptop, extremely fast and relatively cheap compared to other mac computers ($1100). I bought one last week and it hasnt failed me. where as my brother bought a dell xps and bam bye bye xps.
Me: Aaaaaaaah my macbook is sooo sweet

Brother: Grrrr i hate the crappy dell!
by yogos July 20, 2006
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MacBook

Definiton #1: Pretty useless unless your recording music or running a bussiness.
Definition #2: The computer you own if you drive an SUV, drink Starbucks daily, and believe you are hip, mordern, and enviormental.
Definition #3: The computer you own if you enjoy rubbing unimportant things in peoples faces.
Definition #4: One of the most difficult things to opperate.
#1-
Joe: I'm going to go play Sims 2 on my MacBook!
Bob: Wtf? You can do that much easier on a PC.

#2-
*Talking on Blackberry*
"Hold on babe, let me go run by Starbucks and then I'll go google it on my MacBook."

#3-
Kyle: Haha! Your pc sucks, my Macbook is so fucking cooler!

#4-
"Wtf? Why do I even need that thing on the side?"
by Sammy Joe Bob April 29, 2008
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toolshed macdouchenator

An EXTREME tool. Such an utterly sad excuse for a human being, that said person is not JUST a toolBAG macdouchenator, but a toolSHED macdouchenator. Personally, I think we should just exterminate them all.
Epic Girl: Dude, Mark is such a toolshed macdouchenator.
Epic Dude: Dude, I know right. He's a MAJOR toolshed macdouchenator.
by EpicGirl;D June 13, 2010
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Tom MacDonald

Former pro wrestler turned rapper. Talks about having American dreams, but is from Canada (see Kid Rock). Occasionally peddles easily debunked conspiracy theories to a gullible audience. Complains about indoctrination, but wants you to buy his album. Also has occasionally expressed transphobia. Is currently allied with another "rapper" who's complained about not being able to use slurs against black and gay people while carrying the usual conservative victim card.
"Hey! Wanna go see a Tom MacDonald concert?"

"Sure! Let me rail some crank and light a dumpster on fire first, though."
by Poisonous Mushroom May 24, 2022
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Emmanuel Macron

Emmanuel Macron is a dangerous idiot. Supported by fools (like the editors who will reject this definition), who only ever looked out for himself
by T. Faller May 7, 2017
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braydon macdonald

sexy, and cute, cant have him but want him so bad, conbination or a greek god and a abercrombie model
braydon macdonald is a real person because they were born like that
by matthew carrey August 3, 2009
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Macbook Air

the reason i love and hate Apple at the same time...
Macbook owner: "I had to give up eating and paying rent for 3 months, but now I finally have a top of the line, new black macbook"
Steve Jobs: "Introducing the new, sleeker, thinner Macbook Air."
Macbook owner: "FUCK"
by RTF fo life January 10, 2009
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