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mona lisa

teenager : 'mum I feel ill - don't think I can go to school today, mum my hair looks bad, mum why do I look like chicken little'
mum: 'pumpkin pie stop being a mona lisa'
by Custard&mayo February 28, 2019
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Lisa

A white woman (typically in her 30's to mid 40's) that claims not to be homophobic, but does not accept her LGBT child
Person one: Man, that woman is a total asshole
Person two: Her name's probably Lisa or some shit
by IHateLisa June 21, 2023
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Mona Lisa Principle

The notion that while there isn't necessarily something wrong with someone/something, the two elements aren't a match.
"Dude, why did y'all break up?"
"Classic Mona Lisa Principle. She was beautiful, mysterious, and intriguing, but (pointing to my brain) didn't match a damn thing in my house."
by Chris "Your Hero" Mock June 10, 2018
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Lisa

by hejmonicaqwerty April 28, 2020
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Lisa

The librarian in Mondstadt and Jean’s girlfriend. She’s kinda hot.
Kaeya: Master Jean, where has Ms Lisa gone?
Jean: She might be in her library, you may look for her there.
by faeray May 14, 2022
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Lisa

Lisa's exact words after finding out what her name means. "God is out to get me!Ahhh!!!!!"
by Im eleven June 22, 2021
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Lisa

Lisa is a female name. They are bitchy people who always want the center of attention.
1- That girl is such a bitch!

2- Who, Lisa? Yeah you’re right
by Sus1111 November 24, 2021
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