Brown Lighting

Accusing someone of farting so much that they question whether they did or not.

I did not fart! You’re totally Brown Lighting me!

by Brownlight January 4, 2022

Red_lightnin

A Diablo 2 LOD Nooblet

Hey im Red_lightnin. Im A D2 Nooblet.

by BaDaSsMoFo June 11, 2003

White Lightning

The act of simultaneous urination and ejaculation.

The other day i white lightninged all up in her, and now that bitch is sterile!

by sam_813 January 6, 2008

lightning before the thunder

Premature ejaculation, as referenced in the song Thunder by Imagine Dragons

Thunder, feel the thunder thunder. Lightning before the thunder thunder. Thunder. Thuthuthunder thunder.

by MASTERoftheWisdom April 18, 2018

Lighting a candle

Smoking a cigarette

Hey Jimmy! Stop that!

What? I'm just lighting a candle.

That can give you lung cancer!

That's exactly what I'm looking for.

by King_of_Mexico August 6, 2016

stoner lighting

The act of running or avoiding the authorities while high on marijuana or a cannabis product.

With the Red Blue flashing down the road, the fled like stoner lightning

by Redman April 26, 2005

Lightning Beads

Small to large round beads that people, usually gay males, stick up their behinds to get off/masterbate.

Oh, John, shove those lightning beads farther! Farther!

by LovelyVegetarian October 21, 2010