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Jersey Lightning

The mysterious sudden fire in unoccupied buildings that is heavily insured ...
That old empty warehouse by the river burned down last night with no one around. Sounds suspicious like arson. it was just a little Jersey LIghtning
by Sunnync May 20, 2020
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Lightning Rod

When a man is drastically outnumbered by female partners, so much so that an AED is on standby. If he flatlines, and the AED is utilized to try to resuscitate him with a shock, a “Lightning Rod” occurs if a partner is still riding him while he is being shocked.

This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.
When ol’ Hugh had a heart attack while in the midst of his foursome that poor model got a jolt from his lightning rod when the AED was set off
by TSJM October 28, 2021
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Lightning Bug Style

When you're hitting it from behind, and you've got glow-in-the-dark paint smeared all over your asses. Ultimately, you could send a neighbor a message via Morse code with the rhythm of your ass glow.
Last weekend my girl and I got crazy all Lightning Bug Style, yo. By the time we were finished, the dining room table looked like a giant highlighter exploded on it.
by EasyNCheesy June 27, 2025
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Lightning Shark

A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.
That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.

It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
by Temiz December 21, 2023
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Lightning

My main fursona, she’s a Dutch angel dragon that is black, white, and blue.
Ooh! Lightning looks cool!
by Lightning the dutchie June 8, 2021
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Lightning Mcqueef

the queefing of lightneen mcqueen
by hampaboiger27 on tiktok October 13, 2022
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Lightning Joqueen

The most epic mascot of any YouTube channel
Person 1: Hey, what's the mascot of Society Studios call?
Person 2: Lightning Joqueen
by DylqnTqylor420 October 21, 2019
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