Lightning Juice

The combination of every energy drink known to man. Legend says no man can last more than 30 seconds after taking a sip

Jeffrey: please no! Please I didn’t do it!
Guard: I’m sorry Jeffrey you shouldn’t have assassinated the kings unborn child
Jeffrey: it was a condom, please!
Guard: Time to drink the lightning Juice and be put to death
Jeffrey: *drinks*
Jeffrey: *dies*

by Meissparta May 18, 2021

Lightning McQueen Fast

Grab your dick, squeeze it hard, and go very fast.

Hey baby, next time you send me a video, can you go Lightning McQueen fast.

by crazygirllll December 9, 2021

lightningbot

Lightningbot, also known as the fake company, loves to fake their statistics. They try to keep their bot count up with a great provider that earns money from Sayz Lim, known as Statix. Ben Paterson, the owner of Lightningbot, loves trains. He, unfortunately, can only afford to host his fake company on a $5 DigitalOcean droplet because he spent the rest on train tickets.

Lightningbot, the fake company, loves to violate the defamation law.

by BenPaterson December 12, 2021

Lightning Fingers

When a guy gets tattooed by a drug dealer of a shitty of a lightning bolt on his Left index finger and shows his friend who works at kmart

Dylan’s got new nickname is Lightning Fingers after what happened on the weekend

by Sam Kent June 2, 2022

Lightning Mcqueen Porn

Lightning McQueen porn is a really good piece of porn, my friend was the one who created it. It's the one where he opens his trunk and shows dick inside his engine

I like lightning mcqueen porn!

by ralsei milk October 6, 2023

Kentucky Lightning

A kick ass ferret.

Hey! Where's Kentucky Lightning?

Idk, have you checked under the couch?

by Victoriathomas January 19, 2011

Russian Lightning Bolt

The act of abruptly shoving an electrified object in a subject's anus while they have a light bulb in their mouth. Thus illuminating the light bulb.

"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"

Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"

by Judas, the Slayer of Hippies April 19, 2014