In reply to the most overused definition how you are expected to believe life itself is a bigger virus than hiv that they insist means aids.... so here i go: when the aliens discovered an empty planet name (read following) home they decided the only logical thing to do was take a big brown chunk and stick a nut of neptunium in it and say by the time I get away I already created a single cell that replicates into a retard known as two opposite sexes that never stop fucking like rabbits the Aliens knew would exist several eons later.
1.) If they created LIFE what the hell is neptunium?
by djsee4 September 26, 2011
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by lilyoyo69 July 20, 2018
You live your childhood being carefree then when you start kindergarten you officially start your walk through hell. At the end of collage you celebrate then another gate appears, which leads you to work, until you retire at the age of 60 then die in the near future.
by 77x77 February 26, 2018
A brutal and cruel experiment to see how much injustice, inconvenience, anxiety, frustration, or abuse someone can suffer before they either go raving mad or end up committing suicide. Proof of this are the two only certainties of life which are death and taxes, both of which are negative things.
Life sucks, then it's over.
by alchoholicanonymous June 21, 2015