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Productively Lazy

When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.
Andrew; You’re lazy.

George; No, I’m productively lazy.
by kid cuisine February 8, 2019
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lazy energy

When you have so much energy but are too lazy to do something about it.
Person 1: Dude, I have so much lazy energy right now...
Person 2: Well why don't you do some push ups or something?
Person 3: Because I'm too lazy....
by grammarnazi22 October 14, 2013
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Lazy mouth

A: Did you understand that Desiigner - Panda song?
B: No, I'm sure that dude has a lazy mouth. It is impossible for anyone to understand him.
by paulpaul1076 June 26, 2021
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Lazy Boi

The laziest of all bois, of all people. Typically have curly hair, fantasises about goku and spend countless hours trying to get a warzone dub.

They smash alcohol parcels for fun at warehouses and hate fat polish people.
Wojciech: “Kom on Lazy boi. You’re doin nothin. There’s 2 more wagon comin moite. Just poot it ona pallet. LA9!!!”
by TheRealTimek July 21, 2020
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Lazy Masturbation

The act of resting your hands in your pants and holding your genitals or butt, usually absentmindedly. It is usually mildly pleasurable, but is not done to get off.
"Woah, why do you have your hand in your pants?"
"I was just bored and starting doing some lazy masturbation."
by JaxMP August 8, 2018
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Lazy Leak

The Lazy Leak is only seen in the morning or night in a guys bathroom. when your to tired to stand at a urinal or a toilet bowl, you can take a Lazy Leak by leaning on the wall and catchin a nap while you piss. simple as that.
guy 1- dude where the hell have you been

guy 2- sorry bro i was takin a wild lazy leak and fell asleep on your wal

guy 1- oh word, how was it

guy 2- nastiest wet dream i ever had
by fxguy June 14, 2011
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lazy far

When something isn't too far away, but far enough to not bother getting when you're being lazy.
person 1) why didn't you just get your towel like everyone else you look like a complete twat

person 2) because the changing rooms were lazy far!
by ShyShatPMSL October 9, 2011
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