Lard

Lards are fat people that people use to cook their burger meat in.

Tina you fat lard come get some dinner

by froggeries September 17, 2016

Laid

1. A physical way to relieve stress

2. A way to relieve stress

3. To have sex
4. Past tense of lay

1. I need to get laid
2. I laid down an egg
3. My friend got laid last night

by #LOVEqueen December 6, 2016

lairg

Possibly the greatest village in the universe situated in the north of Scotland and hold a capacity of about 500 people but when the rovers are playing around 2,000 extra people come to watch

Let's go to Lairg for the dance pies

by The great kali September 22, 2017

lardines

Explosive sardine mines

Your bathroom smells like lardines

by Leg’jean March 4, 2018

Laidbaid

A typo in a quiz description, meant to be laidback but instead is laidbaid. It means someone who is of average attractiveness level but still gets a lot of ass. ie laid beyond aid, needs no help.

Jon is so laidbaid, he looks like my dad but gets all the girls!

by dryfuss March 10, 2018

lairport

When Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson landed together in Australia

"Did you see that yesterday harry and louis arrived in the airport togheter?"
"Yeah, it's called lairport"

by disagiat4 July 10, 2018

Lardash

The human embodiment of greed. Money and Women, power and sex, status, glory. He demands the finer things in life.
Check his left hand for tattoo to confirm it is indeed him.

Is that a Lardash?
I don’t know bro, check the hand

by Aelous winds July 15, 2018