rock my llama

A phrase used to express an ecstatic love for something that is worthy of awe.

1 "Tenacious D rocks my llama!"
2 "You rock my llama!"
1 "my llama spits on you."

this sequence of dialog makes less sense the more you read it this in itself makes it rock your llama. Now go turn on your screamo songs, you emo son of a bitch and start screaming "YOOOUUU ROOOOCCCKK MMYYY FUUUCCCKKINNG LLAAMMAA!!!" And if you aren't on something while you read this. Then I take pitty on you for having missed out on something that would have rocked your llama.

by Starvin Marvin December 16, 2007

llamapants

1. the pants on a llama
2. a person who would be best off in the pants of a llama

that person is a llamapants, he annoys everyone and is constantly being told to go away...

by Deadseraph May 6, 2007

llamasaur

A prehistoric llama. Known for its green skin. Very attractive to little kids. Unlike the llamas today that we know and love, these llamas are not herbivores, but prefer the tender loins only children posses.

1: My little brother just got eaten by a llamasaur!

2: Check Tina out on her llamasaur!

3: If asked what I fear the most in life, it wouldn't be the generic answers like sharks or spiders. It'd be a llamasaur.

by TotoFace August 24, 2011

llamanap

The act of kidnapping a llama.

"My goodness. Is that a llamanapping I see taking place over there?"

by DruchiiConversion November 3, 2011

llama hole

A very hairy vagina, to the point where it resembles the fur of a llama.

I thought I was getting lucky, but when I saw that llama hole, I hauled ass out of there.

by GodliestHardware January 5, 2015

Llama Juice

1.juice made out of llama body parts

2.dick/ding a ling😄

1.ooh I love this llama juice
2.put ur llama inside of me

by Llama power June 11, 2016

Llama

IF YOU SEEE A LLAMA BE KIND TO IT BECAUSE IT MAY SPIT FIRE.

BE CAUTIOUS AROUND LLAMAS.

YOU BETTER.

AHHHHHHH ITS A LLAMA

by Someone who’s a person. June 3, 2018