When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.
Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.
by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009
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First guy: "Dude. What took you guys so long to get here?"
Second guy: "Jeff was having a text fight with Trudy about what she did on her girls' night out so he was driving the whole way over in the text lane."
Second guy: "Jeff was having a text fight with Trudy about what she did on her girls' night out so he was driving the whole way over in the text lane."
by Reubendaley December 15, 2011
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Get the Lannan mug.Lana is a girl who loves everyone but is easy to love. She is really hot and sexy and can definitely steal your man. Lana doesn’t always believe in her self but everyone else believes in her. Lana can get vicious and beat u up but can be soft and gentle and is a loyal girlfriend.
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Get the Lana mug.A ghost played by actor Evan Peters on the television series American Horror Story on FX. He was in a relationship with Violet Harmon until she discovered he lit his mom's boyfriend on fire, shot and killed 15 highschool students at Westfield High, killed the previous owners of the murder house (the fabulous gay couple), and raped and impregnated her mother with the anti-christ. He is described as a psychopath, yet I still love him anyway because he is misunderstood, charming, and sexy
Tate Langdon is a fictional character played by Evan Peters on the television series American Horror Story.
Normal people scare me.
Got any Kurt Cobain on that thing?
I love you, Violet. There I said it, not just on some chalkboard.
Just tell them to go away, and they will.
Hi, I'm Tate. I'm dead. Wanna hook up? I don't think so...
I used to come here... When the world closed in and got so small I couldn't breathe.
Normal people scare me.
Got any Kurt Cobain on that thing?
I love you, Violet. There I said it, not just on some chalkboard.
Just tell them to go away, and they will.
Hi, I'm Tate. I'm dead. Wanna hook up? I don't think so...
I used to come here... When the world closed in and got so small I couldn't breathe.
by Violate December 31, 2011
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