Kinder Crimping

A game originating in the UK, in a small town called Woodbridge. In which a kinder egg pod is slid along a table with the aim to stopping it just short of falling off.

Hey do u wanna meet up with the KCC and do some Kinder Crimping?

by Will Hawkins January 11, 2009

Kindergarten project

Getting a girl to suck you off, pull out right before you ejaculate and cum any design you prefer on her face. The next step requires you to blow glitter all over the girls face. Finally, give the girl a little shake to knock off any excess glitter, and your project is complete.

Kindergarten project

by Zane & Charlotte July 7, 2010

Kinderboobs

Unusually large breasts on a child.

She's still clearly not on the market yet but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the kinderboobs.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

Xbox 360 Kinect

The most best console ever made in history. It had the best "kinect" games.

Bro, what are you doing on the Xbox 360 Kinect?
playing my fav game, kinect sports season 2 m8

by h2008 June 16, 2018

Kinder Whore

Same thing as prostitot...a young underage girl who dresses skimpy to attract older guys.

Me: "Did you just see that kinder whore?"
You: "Ya I did...15 will get you 20, but I don't give a shit, let's go try and fuck her!"

by djrickiedee May 1, 2009

kinder surprise

having a girl stick a foreign object into her anus. another person must reach into her anus and pull the object out. once the object is out it is to be put into their mouth.

lets go back and ill show you a kinder surprise

by ekmo fatu November 26, 2003

Kine

The urge to have some sort of sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite sex(or in some cases, the same) in any form of rooms related to food.

You banged the chick in the kitchen? You are so Kine-ing you son of a b*itch.

- Oh yeah, lets do it in the school cafeteria!
- You're not a Kiner, are you?

by Ekac820 April 10, 2008